Risa

“I don’t think my Dad was ready for me to come back home, either. I think it had been a long time since he was forced to make conversation at the kitchen table over coffee, especially with the person who had been canceling out his vote in every single election since the mid-eighties.”
― Laurie Notaro

“To paraphrase W.C. Fields, the bastard drove me to drink and I forgot to thank him”
― Jinx Schwartz

“Life sucks when you find out Superman’s a jerk.”
― lisa turner

“Aren’t we the strangest amalgamation of motives and misspent dreams?”
― Susan Kiernan-Lewis