John

“When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, "Why god? Why me?" and the thundering voice of God answered, There's just something about you that pisses me off.”
― Stephen King, Storm of the Century

“Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.”
― Paul Terry

“He who has a why to live for can bear almost any how.”
― Friedrich Nietzsche

“I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.”
― Woody Allen