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“[Thinking about his first day if he were the Fuhrer] "On that day, all female officers will be required to wear... tiny miniskirts!"
[Strikes pose]

Roy Mustang, The Flame Alchemist, Full metal Alchemist”
― Hiromu Arakawa

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
― Albert Einstein

“Hughes: (Talking for Mustang) 'I won't allow you to die under my jurisdiction because it'd be a pain to clean up the mess.' That's what he said.

Edward: Fine. Tell him, 'Understood. I'll never die before you, colonel, you @#'$ idiot.'

Hughes: Ha ha ha! They say the ruder you are, the luckier you are! In that case, you and Roy are gonna live forever!”
― Hiromu Arakawa, Fullmetal Alchemist, Vol. 2

“It's a cruel and random world, but the chaos is all so beautiful.”
― Hiromu Arakawa