Mike

“What is a poet? An unhappy man who hides deep anguish in his heart, but whose lips are so formed that when the sigh and cry pass through them, it sounds like lovely music.”
― Soren Kierkegaard, Either/Or: A Fragment of Life

“Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted. ”
― Fred Allen

“Life, in my estimation, is a biological misadventure that we terminate on the shoulders of six strange men whose only objective is to make a hole in one with you. ”
― Fred Allen

“I like long walks, especially when they're taken by people who annoy me.”
― Fred Allen