jamie

Met randomly
"I met Jamie when he came to my door to testify for the Jehovah's Witnesses. We talked for hours and I finally convinced him there is no god. He eventually went back to college to earn a master's in biology. He is now doing research to teach algae to navigate mazes. You're welcome Jamie. [This is, like, 99.9% true. It's a Ph.D.; Otherwise, shockingly accurate.]"