Mary Lou Hoffman

“My fingers touch each other and he’s squishy, like a sea cucumber. Those creatures are a demonstration of God’s fixation with wieners.”
― Helena Hunting, Pucked

“You don’t need to thank me. I take care of the people I love. It’s ingrained in me to be a protector, and I happen to love you very much, so my services are all yours.”
He smiles again.
“Everything I have is yours, my heart, my home. I know I’m not a millionaire or anything, but I promise you, absolutely nobody will ever love you as much as I do. There is no object, no monetary amount, that signifies my love for you. There are no limits on the hell I’d walk through to make sure you were happy.”
― Anna Brooks, Make Me Forget

“Learn to laugh when others will cry, darling, and nobody will ever be able to faze you.”
― Gina LaManna, Jinx and Tonic

“Do you want to get out of here?"
"Buck will kill you."
"I can take him.”
― Helena Hunting, Pucked