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Ted Mallory

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in Phoenix, AZ, The United States
February 25, 1970

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Ted Mallory’s teaching motto is “Read, Write, Draw.” He teaches Art, among other things to both middle school and high school in small town Iowa.

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Ted Mallory 89,278,948 eligible voters didn't get off their asses to vote in the United States in November 2024. So now Colorado Congresswoman Loren Bobert is Don…more89,278,948 eligible voters didn't get off their asses to vote in the United States in November 2024. So now Colorado Congresswoman Loren Bobert is Donald Trump's nominee for Secretary of Education.(less)
Ted Mallory Turn off the TV and plug my phone in to charge in a different room. Is there some easier way?
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This I Believe

My whole adult life people have questioned my faith. How can you be Christian and vote for democrats? These days, Christians might read either of today’s lessons (Colossians 3:1-14 & Luke 12:13-21) and consider them “woke.” There are TikToks among liberals and progressives that ask “what radicalized you.” Even though I grew up this way and “radical” means an abrupt change, and these are 2000 year

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“Remember that political parties are tools, and don’t let yourselves turn into party tools.”
Ted Mallory, Prophet, Priest, & Pirate

“Get it right people!
Tuna casserole takes cream of mushroom soup.
Tuna SALAD takes mayo or Miracle Whip.

And while we're at it,
tuna salad has celery,
NOT peas.
If you HAVE to use peas,
use a bag of frozen peas.
Canned peas are for tuna casserole,
not tuna salad.”
Ted Mallory, Max Nix: Poems

“Always be careful, as they say, “Text without context is usually pretext.” In other words, people like to try to use the Bible to get you to agree with them instead of helping you understand what a given section of Scripture meant to its original audience at the time. I gotta think St. John would back me up on that.”
Ted Mallory, Dear John; Ploughboy Postcards

“Had she been able to think, Jean Louise might have prevented events to come by considering the day's occurrences in terms of a recurring story as old as time: the chapter which concerned her began two hundred years ago and was played out in a proud society the bloodiest war and harshest peace in modern history could not destroy, returning, to be played out again on private ground in the twilight of civilization no wars and no peace could save.”
Harper Lee

“Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.”
Groucho Marx, The Essential Groucho: Writings For By And About Groucho Marx

“Be the change that you wish to see in the world.”
Mahatma Gandhi

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
Albert Einstein

“So many books, so little time.”
Frank Zappa

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Reading every Kurt Vonnegut novel and short story collection....in the order is was written!
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satiric, ironic, reality of life, simbolic power, but... funny!!
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