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“My fake plants died, because I did not pretend to water them.”
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“I find that a duck’s opinion of me is very much influenced over whether or not I have bread.”
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“I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.”
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“An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an ‘Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign,’ just ‘Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.”
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“Every book is a children's book if the kid can read!”
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Scott’s 2024 Year in Books
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