Craig Sinclair

“There must be a fatal flaw somewhere in his appearance. Perhaps a mole on the tip of his penis. One of those raised ones that throws off the symmetry of his rod, making it difficult to pump with a steady, precise thrust.”
― Meghan Quinn, How My Neighbour Stole Christmas

“The once-gray corpse in the wheelchair has resurrected herself into cheering so vivaciously that…yes, in fact, she is performing minute hip thrusts, to the crowd’s delight.”
― Meghan Quinn, How My Neighbour Stole Christmas

“I’d been bracing for something bad to happen for as long as I could remember.”
― Noelle W. Ihli, Run on Red

“A gentleman can hold the door open for you…and slap your fine ass when you beg for it.”
― Meghan Quinn, How My Neighbour Stole Christmas