Brian

“I began to think vodka was my drink at last. It didn’t taste like anything, but it went straight down into my stomach like a sword swallowers’ sword and made me feel powerful and godlike.”
― Sylvia Plath, The Bell Jar

“Your friends will notice at once that glib vacuities fail to impress, and hate you, and tell lies about you. It's worth it.”
― Aleister Crowley, Magick Without Tears

“I don't have a drinking problem 'Cept when I can't get a drink.”
― Tom Waits

“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so?
There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.”
― Drew Carey