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“Statistics show that we lose more fools on this day than in all the other days of the year put together. This proves, by the number left in stock, that one Fourth of July per year is now inadequate, the country has grown so.
- Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar”
― Mark Twain, Pudd'nhead Wilson

“The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.”
― Edmund Burke

“Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.”
― Mark Twain

“But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?”
― Mark Twain