“Prepare yourself, I’m taking bread out of the oven.
Don’t tease me, woman… zucchini? Cranberry orange.
Mmmm… No woman has ever done breakfast bread foreplay the way you do.”
― Wallbanger
Don’t tease me, woman… zucchini? Cranberry orange.
Mmmm… No woman has ever done breakfast bread foreplay the way you do.”
― Wallbanger
“So you know what your punishment is going to be, sweetheart? I'm going to make love to you. Slowly. Hell, it might take me until tomorrow. I'm going to lose count of how many times you come. And every time you do, I'm going to tell you that I love you. Until you fucking get used to it.”
― Protecting What's His
― Protecting What's His
“One last thump, one last groan—and one last meow. Then all was blessedly silent. Except for Clive. He continued to pine for his lost love until four mother-loving a.m. The cold war was back on…”
― Wallbanger
― Wallbanger
“Giggler, I think I hate you most of all.”
― Wallbanger
― Wallbanger
“I want to be married. I want you to marry me.”
― Beautiful Bitch
― Beautiful Bitch
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