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“I couldn’t figure out how the seat belt worked. Then it just clicked.”
― Charles Timmerman, Funster 600+ Funniest Dad Jokes Book: Overloaded with family-friendly groans, chuckles, chortles, guffaws, and belly laughs

“What did the plate say to the napkin? “Dinner is on me.”
― Charles Timmerman, Funster 600+ Funniest Dad Jokes Book: Overloaded with family-friendly groans, chuckles, chortles, guffaws, and belly laughs

“Oh Steve, why don’t you go punch a tree?” Steve was flabbergasted. “How rude!” he yelled. “But Steve” tom said “if you go punch a tree it will give you wood, then you can make a crafting table, then a wooden pick and then you will be able to mine. You can get coal, iron, emeralds, and even, if you’re lucky, diamonds” he said, with a gleam in his eye.”
― L33T5P34K, Three Lives: An unofficial Minecraft book

“Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no guts. A good steak pun is a rare medium well done. A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Hey.” The horse says, “Sure.”
― Charles Timmerman, Funster 600+ Funniest Dad Jokes Book: Overloaded with family-friendly groans, chuckles, chortles, guffaws, and belly laughs