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“We’re a team,” his dad repeated. “That’s what we’ve always said. This is how we survive, right? Together. It’s you and me against the world. But you shut me out on this one. And you let down the team.”
― Alan Gratz, Ground Zero

“What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? Same middle name.”
― Various, 100 Best Jokes: Family Edition

“Sugar why don’t you sit down by the table and we’ll start supper,” said Dorothy to her husband of 50 years. “Sure thing,” said her husband, settling himself down. “Now darling, would you like the soup first or the salad?” asked Dorothy. “Umm I guess I’ll take the soup.” He responded. After a whole meal of one endearing term after another, their guest Bob couldn’t contain his curiosity any longer. Bob snuck into the kitchen and asked, “Dorothy do you always talk to your husband like that?” “Bob, I’ll be honest with you,” Dorothy replied. “It’s been five years now, I just can’t remember his name, and I am just too embarrassed to ask him!”
― Various, 100 Best Jokes: Family Edition

“In this household,” Father said, “God’s people are always welcome.”
― Corrie ten Boom, The Hiding Place