“There is no such thing as a weird human being, It's just that some people require more understanding than others.”
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“People, generally, suck.”
― The Stupidest Angel: A Heartwarming Tale of Christmas Terror
― The Stupidest Angel: A Heartwarming Tale of Christmas Terror
“Ellen Cherry was from the south and had good manners. She didn´t have any panties on, but she had good manners.”
― Skinny Legs and All
― Skinny Legs and All
“There are only two mantras, yum and yuck, mine is yum.”
― Still Life with Woodpecker
― Still Life with Woodpecker
“A sense of humor...is superior to any religion so far devised.”
― Jitterbug Perfume
― Jitterbug Perfume
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