Squidward J. Q. Tentacles

“Of course,” she said, “Your Majesty.” I admired the way she could make the words sound so much like “You Idiot.”
― Megan Whalen Turner, Return of the Thief

“just keep on hating me i hate myself too”
― Hachiman Hikigaya - My Teen Romantic Comedy Snafu

“Reading is...” His brows knit together and then his forehead smoothed as the right words appeared to dawn on him. “It’s going somewhere without ever taking a train or ship, an unveiling of new, incredible worlds. It’s living a life you weren’t born into and a chance to see everything colored by someone else’s perspective. It’s learning without having to face consequences of failures, and how best to succeed.” He hesitated. “I think within all of us, there is a void, a gap waiting to be filled by something. For me, that something is books and all their proffered experiences.”
― Madeline Martin, The Last Bookshop in London

“Butter is sweet, slick, smooth, and you can easily die from it by slipping on it. Butter is full of surprises. Like Sylvie.”
― Aychearro Heckamo