daniela

“There is nothing I would not do for those who are really my friends. I have no notion of loving people by halves, it is not my nature.”
― Jane Austen, Northanger Abbey

“Tell people there's an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority will believe you. Tell them the paint is wet, and they have to touch it to be sure.”
― George Carlin

“A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.”
― Elbert Hubbard

“I have as much authority as the Pope. I just don’t have as many people who believe it.”
― George Carlin