Konstantin Chernov

“We can't go back in time and stop anthropodermic books from being created, but since they exist, they have important lessons to teach us - if we're willing to reckon with their dark past and all that it tells us about the culture in which they were created.”
― Megan Rosenbloom

“Thank God cell phones didn’t exist then because there would be a shit-ton of Mary Poppins up-skirt pics all over the Internet now. This is exactly why I don’t trust wizards. On”
― Jenny Lawson, Furiously Happy: A Funny Book About Horrible Things

“Hey roomie." I was breathless. I looked her straight in the eyes as my fingers squeezed my nipples and rubbed my swollen clit. "Told you I wouldn't stop when you caught me.”
― Samantha Whitney