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“Life is funny that way. Sometimes the dumbest thing you do turns out to be the smartest.”
― Brainwalker
― Brainwalker
“As the taxi entered the intersection, the two drivers in the attorney general’s entourage slammed on the brakes. Both Suburbans fishtailed out of control. Ducking in the back seat, Blake could smell the burning rubber from tires skidding on the asphalt and hear the pedestrians screaming and car horns sounding off in rebuke.”
― Scavenger Hunt
― Scavenger Hunt
“فجأة انتبهت إلى أن الناس، سواء في المدرسة أو خارجها يهتمون بأشياء عابرة تماماً. رغم وجود مسائل أخرى أكثر أساسية وصعوبة من مسائل البرنامج المدرسي!”
― Sophie’s World
― Sophie’s World
“The summer sun bowing out threw slashes of colour between the buildings. London looked big, empty, and lonely. She stood in the doorway, like a cat trying to make up its mind.”
― Being a Witch, and Other Things I Didn't Ask For
― Being a Witch, and Other Things I Didn't Ask For
“A panda walks into a cafe. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and fires two shots in the air.
"Why?" asks the confused waiter, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife annual and tosses it over his shoulder.
"I'm a panda," he says, at the door. "Look it up."
The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation.
Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves.”
― Eats, Shoots & Leaves: The Zero Tolerance Approach to Punctuation
"Why?" asks the confused waiter, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife annual and tosses it over his shoulder.
"I'm a panda," he says, at the door. "Look it up."
The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation.
Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves.”
― Eats, Shoots & Leaves: The Zero Tolerance Approach to Punctuation
Claris’s 2024 Year in Books
Take a look at Claris’s Year in Books, including some fun facts about their reading.
223 books
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27 friends
44 books
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32 friends
80 books
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38 friends
4 books
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15 friends
25 books
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17 friends
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