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“Or worse, they leave them home—to spend their days playing video games and eating sugary snacks. That’s what my family does.”
― Jest Ninney, Journal of a Sneaky Twerp: A Shameless Wimpy Kid Parody

“As my Pops always says, POOP rolls downhill.”
― Jest Ninney, Journal of a Sneaky Twerp: A Shameless Wimpy Kid Parody

“Of course, Mummy was furious, just furious with Cowlick for, like, a year. He didn’t help his case when he said it was the manufacturer’s fault. How stupid was it to make dangerous drugs in the form of candy?”
― Jest Ninney, Journal of a Sneaky Twerp: A Shameless Wimpy Kid Parody

“Cowlick’s also in trouble with Mummy right now. Fanny got ahold of a box of Cowlick’s marijuana gummies and brought it to pre-school. The teacher was about to ask Fanny to share the treats he’d brought with him to school, when she noticed the “Parental Warning” label. But it was too late. Fanny had already shared them with his classmates. In a half hour, the kids were all rolling around on the carpet, frothing at the mouth and croaking, “the”
― Jest Ninney, Journal of a Sneaky Twerp: A Shameless Wimpy Kid Parody