Fred

“Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level. It's cheaper.”
― Quentin Crisp

“Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you've been to college.”
― Kurt Vonnegut, A Man Without a Country

“Like the castle in its corner
In a medieval game
I foresee terrible trouble
And I stay here just the same.”
― Steely Dan, The Best of Steely Dan

“No intelligent idea can gain general acceptance unless some stupidity is mixed in with it”
― Fernando Pessoa