Java PleaseBgud

Add friend
Sign in to Goodreads to learn more about Java.


Java’s Recent Updates

Java PleaseBgud wants to read
Сүмтэй бударын чулуу by Р. Чойном
Rate this book
Clear rating
9810
“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
Albert Einstein
The Wish Trees by Andrea Koehle Jones
“I'm planting a tree to teach me to gather strength from my deepest roots.”
Andrea Koehle Jones
Java PleaseBgud is now following
22782
Java PleaseBgud wants to read 5 books in the 2019 Reading Challenge
8863
Create your own 2019 Reading Challenge »
More of Java's books…
George Carlin
“The larger the group, the more toxic, the more of your beauty as an individual you have to surrender for the sake of group thought. And when you suspend your individual beauty you also give up a lot of your humanity. You will do things in the name of a group that you would never do on your own. Injuring, hurting, killing, drinking are all part of it, because you've lost your identity, because you now owe your allegiance to this thing that's bigger than you are and that controls you.”
George Carlin, Last Words

George Carlin
“Whenever you hear the phrase zero tolerance, remember, someone is bullshitting you.”
George Carlin, When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?

George Carlin
“People are wonderful. I love individuals. I hate groups of people. I hate a group of people with a 'common purpose'. 'Cause pretty soon they have little hats. And armbands. And fight songs. And a list of people they're going to visit at 3am. So, I dislike and despise groups of people but I love individuals. Every person you look at; you can see the universe in their eyes, if you're really looking.”
George Carlin

George Carlin
“Nothing worse... nothing worse that to be stuck somewhere with some married a-hole and have to listen to him tell you about his f***in' kids... Let me tell ya something, folks... nobody cares about your children, okay?" Nobody cares about your children. I speak for everyone. I've been appointed by the rest of the group to inform you we don't care about your children – that's why they're your children, so you can care about them and we don't have to bother.”
George Carlin

George Carlin
“If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?”
George Carlin

Yyib badge

Java hasn't connected with their friends on Goodreads, yet.





Polls voted on by Java

Lists liked by Java