Chris's Friend Comments

Hi Chris, We've got to stop meeting like this. Hope you had a good Crimbo! A baby Jesus figurine was stolen last night. "The Baby Jesus figurine is valued at 150 dollars." The Lakers beat Phoenix. Dru fucked a camel (a plushie from IKEA). I thought about Kurt Vonnegut briefly. We served "roast beast" to everyone for Christmas, just like in Dr. Seuss. Lee had dyed the meat green and we wouldn't tell anyone what it was. They were all quite terrified. :-)