The Intellectuals 🤓☝🏽

[close] 1. Reading is mandatory, pretending is acceptable if you can bluff convincingly.
2. No SparkNotes unless you enjoy public shaming with footnotes.
3. Hot takes are better than lukewarm summaries.
4. Historically inaccurate jokes are encouraged if they’re clever.
5. The “I didn’t have time” excuse is valid once per century.
6. Cultural tangents are preferred over staying on topic, especially if we forget which book we’re even discussing.