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Ways to get kicked out of a library
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Aug 15, 2012 10:26AM
Try eating the books. My brother did that.
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Cici wrote: "Try eating the books. My brother did that."He-?
Tried to eat the books. I wanna eat twilight but it would be disgusting.
Yell at the top of you voice, "THE VOICES ARE GETTING LOUNDER!!"
Tead a book at a tabe or somewhere, as someone walks past you hide you book and glare at them.
Ask if the library has a recipe book for paper shakes
spin in the roll chairs that r buy the computer
Ive done that and screamed "wee" while I did it. Nothing happened.
hmmmm my sister got kicked out so idk maybe some places r just different.
Jump on a table and shout:
LIBRARIAN PERSON! THIS BOOK HAS A NAUGHTY WORD!!!!
LIBRARIAN PERSON! THIS BOOK HAS A NAUGHTY WORD!!!!
Start singing the national anthem at the top of your lungs, throw water balloons at the people, bring your trumpet and start practicing, pull the fire alarm, start screaming, keep going up to people and smelling them...I can come up with many more.
I know this is random but...Has anyone heard of the TV show All That?
There's this skit in the show where there's this librarian that yells out everyone to be quiet but then starts doing random stuff that makes tons of noise.
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Whose heard t swifts new song
Whose heard t swifts new song
Cici wrote: "LolWhose heard t swifts new song"
I have...
It annoys me, it's already on the radio so frexing much!
Lol id wanna c tht. Id get kicked out for laughing so hard.
Start singing 'Teach Me How to Dougie', whilst doing the dougie. If you have music to accompany you, all the better.
Interrupt everyone reading a book to ask a question VERY LOUDLY and make the question pointless too
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Lol. I would love to see tht!! :P
run around screaming "COLLIN LIKES ME!!!!!"
Jump on the table blast "Sexy and I know it by LMFAO" and do the dance from the music video.
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12. Put on twinky music at the loudest volume and start dancing stupidly. Also pull random people up that are on the computer or reading and dance with them.
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Put the books through a paper shredder.
Put the books through a paper shredder.
14. Blow raspberry at the librarian.
laugh really really loud at a book and fall down in hysterics and start crying with laughter....actually happened to me once in my school library....tad awkward for me, but I was laughing to much! lol!!! First time reading Vampire Academy series.... Adrian Adrian Adrian.... or maybe it was soething else, I can't remember what I was reading now.
WHO WOULD WANT TO GET KICKED OUT OF HEAVEN??? Huh?!?!?!??!?!
Start whispering the book your reading, and when people shush you, you keep reading louder and louder.
Go in the history section, run down the isle screaming "the british are coming" over and over at the top of your lungs, then push over a book shelf to serve as a 'blockade'
Set the library computers to play the music video for Thrift shop to play simultaneously at a later time.
Get a murder mystery and start reading it, at random times yell " it was the maid!!!" Continue this as you flip through the book randomly pretending to read at the last page you scream " but it was the fricken maid not the butler!!!" Then slam the book down as hard as you can on the floor and then lay down, pretend to cry and pound the floor with ur fist!
Rein-act the super bowl Oreo commercial about cookie or cream
Start begging the clerk to give you a piece of canndy, when she/he says no start crying like a child. Then lay in the fetal position in front of the door screaming "I want canndy! Why woun't anyone give me canndy? Give me candy!"
fall on the floor laughing really loud at a books then the librarian comes over to tell you to be quiet and then they tell you to leave. <- true story... ha ha
start shouting at the top of your voice for your friend to come and see this book
read quotes out really loud and thenlaugh at them with your friends.
drop grapes all over the floor even though you'nre not supposed to eat in libraries....
(bring your friends, as this will only work with them and bring some guns, and bring some chains, cuffs, and some other ways of keeping people tied up) Dress like terminators (from the terminator movie) and talk like Arnold Schwarzenegger. Then you and your friends say "We'll be back" in unison using the terminator voice. Then come back with a car and crash into the library. Then one of your friends comes out the car, carrying 12-gague shotgun and pointing it to the door, and your friend says in the terminator voice "Chain them up, put them in the back of the car. No one comes in or out of this building. This building is in lockdown."
Come in eating this huge sandwich, and eat messily as you walk around, not picking any food up that falls on the floor.
burst into the library with a bug spray and shout on top of your lungs "ALRIGHT YOU BOOK PARASITES.I'MMA GONNA GET YOU"
Swipe all the books on to the floor find one you like and sit/lie on the shelf like a cat/lion and when ever someone comes near you hiss at them like a cat and make evil faces then continue reading like it's the most normal thing in the world.
