Ways to get kicked out of a library

[Lynn]

hit people in the face with the book 'the fault in our stars' ask them if it hurt. when they say yes break down into tears and scream, "lies! it didn't hurt nearly as much as the ending!"

[Lynx]

Grab a book off of the adult shelf. Make sure it's dirty. Sit down and read it loudly to a young child.

Eat potato chips and get grease all over the books everything.

Stay well away from shadows. Ask random strangers about Vashta Nerada and glance around nervously.

Stalk random strangers, preferably those with small children. Collect all of the books they return to the shelves.

Spoil the endings of bestsellers as loud as possible.

[Mephisto]

Knock every book in the library off the shelves. Then mix them all up in one big jumbled mess so that it will take forever for the librarian to sort them again.

[Mephisto]

Throw chairs at the bookshelves.

[Mephisto]

Throw books at people, including the librarian. When they look up, blame the person closest to you.

[Mephisto]

Try to knock down all the bookshelves.

[Astra - Halloween Wendigo]

Get a few books and drop them to make the loudest noise you can

[Mephisto]

Let out a bunch of horrible screams and never stop.

[[deleted user]]

throw a milkshake at everyone

[Mephisto]

Draw all over every book, inside and outside, with a permanent marker. Make sure to include all the pages inside.