Make a Wish and Have it Corrupted

[Selena]

Easy game. You corrupt the wish of the person above you, and then make your own wish.

Example:
A: I wish I had a pie
B: Granted. It's poisoned. I wish it wasn't rainy today
C: Granted. There's a tornado instead. I wish...

And so on.

So, to start things off...

I wish I had a cookie.

[Kristen]

Granted. The baker used salt instead of sugar.

I wish I had superpowers.

[Selena]

Granted. You get the power to... MELT!

I wish people would get that reference.

[Katie]

Kristen wrote: "Granted. The baker used salt instead of sugar.

I wish I had superpowers."

That's actually happened to me. I thought my mouth was going to turn inside out.

The people who get that reference hate the movie/whatever your referencing.

I wish I had a million dollars.

[Mike]

This is fantastic.

Granted. The bank corrects the error that gave it to you and takes it back.

I wish I could fly.

[Kristen]

Granted. On your first flight you get sucked into a jet turbine.

I wish I didn't have to work tonight.

BTW Selena, I did get that reference. Wish uncorrupted :)

[Selena]

Granted. You have to work tomorrow and the day after that and the day after that...

I wish for a milkshake
(FYI, most of mine end up revolving around food. lol)

[Katie]

Granted, but it's because your workplace burned down. Now you're unemployed.

I wish I could knit.

[Selena]

Granted. All you can knit are fish bowl cozies.

I wish I had some M&Ms

[Mike]

Granted. They are a limited edition sardine flavor.

I wish I could speak Japanese.

[Nepeta]

Granted. You learn how to speak Japanese although you are stuck in Italy.

I wish I had my kitty next to me. ((FRIGGLISH, WHERE'D YOU GO?))

[Selena]

Granted. It's a lion and eats you.

I wish my cat would stop sleeping with her head on my enter key...

[Kristen]

Selena wrote: "Granted. You have to work tomorrow and the day after that and the day after that..."
This actually sort of came true. My boss called me earlier today and asked that I not come in tonight. Instead I get two shifts tomorrow.


Granted. She sleeps with her head on the space bar instead.

I wish my town had more interesting places to go to.

[Katie]

Granted, but now there's a bunch of dumb tourists that come to your town to see that interesting stuff.

I wish I had my own place.

[Mike]

Nepeta wrote: "Granted. You learn how to speak Japanese although you are stuck in Italy."

Wait, I'm permanently moved to Italy? BEST CORRUPTED WISH EVER!

Granted. It's a luxurious 3 ft by 3 ft total floor-space with 5 ft ceiling.

I wish for infinite wishes.

[Kristen]

Granted, but you can only wish for more wishes.

I wish that they would make a Justice League movie.

[Dawn]

Granted. But Ben Affleck directs & stars as Superman.
(actually, rumor hath it that he really might direct & play a role as well...)

I wish I had a green thumb.

[D.M.]

Dawn wrote: "Granted. But Ben Affleck directs & stars as Superman.
(actually, rumor hath it that he really might direct & play a role as well...)

I wish I had a green thumb."

You will have a green thumb. Literally. You'll find it awesome for hitchhiking, because it glows like Rudolph's nose.

I wish I had more time to read ebooks.

[Selena]

Granted. But your e-reader breaks and all your files corrupt. Instead, the files Rick-role you and make you lose the game.

I wish I wasn't so tired today.

[Katie]

Granted, but now you're addicted to stimulants.


I wish I could be a rock star.

[Kristen]

Granted, but your fans demand that you play Don't Stop Believin' at every show.

I wish Florida was less humid.

[Selena]

Granted. It's now so hot and dry nothing can live there, including you, and you die of dehydration.

I wish the sun would come out. (It's so gloomy around here today...)

[Mike]

Granted. But you spend the entire day in a room with no windows.

I wish I liked my current work more.

[Kristen]

Granted, but now being at home sucks.

I wish for world peace. I really want to see how this will be corrupted >:)

[Mike]

Granted. There is now peace on Mars.

I think I'm obligated to wish for peace on Earth now, so I do. ;)

[Kristen]

Very clever, Mike.

Granted. Since there are no more wars, we don't need a military. Hundreds of thousands of people lose their jobs and the economy collapses.

I wish I had some new clothes.

[Selena]

Granted. They're three sizes too small.

I wish for my cat to stop licking my toes
(I have a weird cat)

[Mike]

Couldn't resist. And wow, did you ever corrupt that wish...

Granted. They are the latest fashions, all in toddler sizes.

I wish I was in Disneyworld.

[Mike]

Selena wrote: "Granted. They're three sizes too small.

I wish for my cat to stop licking my toes
(I have a weird cat)"

Oops. Too slow on the typing.

Granted. Your cat is now biting your toes.

I still wish I was in Disneyworld.

[Kristen]

Who doesn't wish they were in Disney World?

Granted. Just as you walk in the gates a hurricane hits. High winds and heavy rains cause all of the rides to be cancelled.

I wish that pygmy giraffes existed.

[Katie]

Granted, but now all the regular giraffes die.

I wish I could swim like Missy Franklin.

[Selena]

Granted. Turns out, there's another Missy Franklin, one who drowns as soon as she goes into the water. You swim like her.

I wish for sushi for dinner.

[Kristen]

Granted. It's puffer fish and the sushi chef is inexperienced.

I wish I never had to shave again.

[Katie]

Granted, now all your hair falls out and it won't grow back.

I wish I could have pizza right now.

[Kristen]

Granted. It's a lima bean, banana and lutefisk pizza.

I wish that I had a laptop.

[Selena]

Granted. It overheats and gives you third degree burns on your legs.

I wish for a cookie

[Kristen]

Granted, but after your experience with LAST cookie, you have developed a phobia. You are so afraid to be near it that you go insane.

I wish for the Nile.

[Emily]

Granted. However, it is the Nile of Ancient Egypt, and you are devoured by crocodiles

I wish for a bowl of chocolate ice cream.

[Selena]

Granted. It's all melted

I wish I wasn't feeling so crummy...

[Kristen]

Granted. You are now feeling crumby and bits of you fall all over your floor.

I wish my printer worked.

[Mike]

Granted. It gets up, leaves your room and accepts a minimum wage job at your local McDonald's.

I wish I didn't have to get up so early tomorrow.

[Kristen]

Mike wrote: "Granted. It gets up, leaves your room and accepts a minimum wage job at your local McDonald's.

I wish I didn't have to get up so early tomorrow."

That would be pretty great. I could use the additional income.

Granted. Someone walks into your room at 4:00 in the afternoon to discover that you are still asleep. Turns out that you have some crazy sleeping disorder and you need to go to therapy.

I wish I didn't have to share my bedroom.

[Selena]

Granted. You live in the cupboard under the stairs, but hey, you don't have to share.

I wish I could go to Hogwarts.

[Kristen]

Someone's got Harry Potter on the brain :)

Granted. They bring you in for Muggle Studies class so the students could see a Muggle first-hand. They send you back home, but not before they use a Memory Charm on you.

I wish I could draw well.

[Katie]

Granted, but then you break all the bones in your dominant hand in a car accident.

I wish I could afford a nice new car.

[Mike]

Granted, but you can't afford the insurance so it becomes a lawn ornament.

I wish I could sing.

[Kristen]

Granted. You are an expert at singing Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star.

I wish that the library would hire me.

[Mike]

Well, at least my 2-year old niece will be happy...

Granted. You are now outdoor security for the library and may never enter it.

I wish I were a sushi chef.

[Selena]

Granted. But you aren't an expert yet and try to serve someone blowfish. Lawsuits ensue.

I wish my day at work hadn't been so awful.

[Mike]

Granted. It was actually fantastic but your memory has been alterted.

I wish I was on vacation.