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Make a Wish and Have it Corrupted
Granted. It's Cujo.I wish for a cat. (keeping with the last wish)
Dawn wrote: "Granted. It's Cujo.I wish for a cat. (keeping with the last wish)"
I had a feeling it would be Cujo.
Granted. It's a tiger that attacks you.
I wish I could buy more clothes.
Granted. You've just received a gift card for Leg Warmers R Us!I wish my house would clean itself.
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I wish it wasn't raining.
Granted. It's hail the size of mini vans out there and tornadoes that destroy your house.I wish my feet didn't hurt.
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I wish I could live on the moon.
Granted. You've created a way to live on the moon, but you forgot to pack food. You are stuck eating moon cheese for all of eternity.I wish that fried food wasn't so bad for you.
Granted. They create a healthy version of fried food but you are allergic to it.I wish I could live overseas.
Granted. You live on Garbage Island.I wish for some cute shoes.
Granted, but none of them fit you.I wish I had a gym membership.
Granted, but when you step inside the gym, you find that the stench of sweat is so strong that you can't bear to stay inside.I wish I had an iPad.
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I wish I didn't have to go to the dentist.
Granted. You don't have to go because you no longer have health insurance.I wish Disney would make another traditionally animated movie.
Granted, but the writing sucks and it's a terrible movie.I wish there was a movie theater in my town.
Granted. The seats are all stools and they only show sequels.I wish my neighbors were less annoying.
Granted. They are now so quiet and secretive you fear they are plotting to kill you.I wish I had enough whole allspice.
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I wish my neighbor's dog would quit barking.
Granted. But they eat you instead.I wish that Andrew Hussie would update Homestuck again! ((Oh wait, he just did))
He updates to say tha tit will never, ever be updated again.I wish I would hear something good from a job I've interviewed for.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!The good thing is 'We loved your hair', but unfortunately, they won't hire you.
I wish that Jane and Jake get together.
Granted. Jane gets together with Jacob Black ("Jake") from Twilight and has to share his pedo-wolf ass with the demon child.I wish for new Doctor Who episodes.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....why wud u do dat to Jane Crocker? LE WEEPGranted. They're all of terrible quality and Justin Bieber becomes the new doctor.
I wish that Dirk and Roxy got together.
Granted in about a month, but you don't get to watch them. Every time you try, something interrupts you and you can't get back to it. Anyway, you have good taste.I wish I could read books for a living.
I have good taste? *Jumps up in the air*Granted. They pay you in turtles.
I wish that math didn't exist.
Granted. Existence falls apart because there is nothing to hold it together.I wish I could hike the Appalachian Trail.
Granted. A bear eats you.I wish that Dave and Rose went on a college road trip with Mom and Bro.
I hope those aren't real people because...they all go on a trip and get in a fiery car crash that kills everyone. So sorry.I wish that I could find cheap furniture for my new apartment.
Granted. You find some adorable furniture at a thrift store. When you bring it home you find that it is infested with cockroaches.I wish I could type faster.
Granted. But you never type what you want to type.I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow.
(8 hours... on my own... through lunch rush. T.T)
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I wish the air conditioning in my apartment was working.
Meanie.Granted. Your apartment has achieved meat locker status. You freeze to death, but are perfectly preserved until your family finds you three weeks later.
I wish more people would join my RP forum.
You get ten new members but they're all trolls and terrible at roll playing.I wish I could go whitewater rafting.
Granted. You make a wrong turn and find yourself heading down a waterfall with jagged rocks at the bottom.I wish TS Isaac wouldn't come so close to Florida.
Granted, but stuff happens and a tornado comes into Florida. The end.I wish that I could draw betters.
Granted. Your drawing skills improve imperceptibly.I wish to be published.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!Granted, but they're published by some little publishing house that no one knows about and no one ever reads your book.
I STILL wish Roxy and Dirk got together.
Granted. They get together, but have a terrible breakup shortly after. They never talk to each other again.I wish I had a PS3.
Granted. It's a PS1 taped to the top of a PS2. Added together, PS3.I wish I had a 3DS.
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I wish Sigma Harmonics was given a US tranlsation/release.
Granted. It's so poorly translated you can't understand a word of it.I wish I didn't have to go to school tomorrow.
Granted. You're parents enrolled you in a military academy and you start next week.
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Granted. It's about your dog.Seriously, I WISH THAT MY GODSON QUIT BOTHERING ME! Can't he see that Mama R is busy?
Granted. He's leaving you alone... and then somehow blows up the house.I wish I didn't have to take so many classes this semester...
JAKE, NO!Granted, you skip them all and miserably fail.
I wish that my best friend wasn't a neko kitty girl.
Mike wrote: "I wish Katie had left a wish for me to corrupt."Ahahaha, oops. A lot...a lot...is going on right now. My brain isn't working at full capacity.
Granted, but now she doesn't want to be your friend anymore. Who knows what happened.
Now, I wish knew where I have to be until next Tuesday.
Granted. It's in prison.I wish I could figure out this stupid homework problem.
(I HATE FINDING VOLUMES FOR TRIANGULAR PYRAMIDS WITH VARIABLES AS COORDINATES!!!!)
Granted. You solve it so spectacularly that your teacher decides to give you more advanced homework to keep you challenged.I wish that the job I applied for would call me in for an interview.
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I wish to win the lottery.
I wish I had a dog.