In Your Pants (this topic not appropriate for all ages xD)

[[deleted user]]

I was gonna show this topic to my best friend when we hang out next week, but I think if I do she'll lose all respect for me. XD

[Colby]

My best friend is a nerdfighter, so he'd laugh. XD

[Isaac]

Brigid *Flying Kick-a-pow!* wrote: "Heyyy this was my idea. Anyway. Huh let's think. Wait, is it "in my pants" or "in your pants"? Oh well, I'll just do both.

I Am Number Four In Your Pants

Blood Red Road In My Pants (It happens o..."

*applauds*

[Isaac]

*falls off chair*

[Brigid ✩, No tears in the writer, no tears in the reader.]

Emily [But I am, most of all I am] wrote: "Brigid *Flying Kick-a-pow!* wrote: "Heyyy this was my idea. Anyway. Huh let's think. Wait, is it "in my pants" or "in your pants"? Oh well, I'll just do both.

I Am Number Four In Your Pants

Bloo..."

THANK YOU THANK YOU

[[deleted user]]

Holden, you are the hero of my secret perverted side. XD

That made my day.

Much Ado About Nothing In Your Pants...which IS pretty much a synonymous name for the play.

[Colby]

Hamlet in my pants. Julius Caesar in my pants. King Lear in my pants. Macbeth in my pants. Romeo and Juliet in my pants. Shakespeare characters are all over me.

[[deleted user]]

Woah...Colby, I didn't know so many Elizabethan-era men had the hots for you...I suppose many people believe Shakespeare was homosexual, so....

[Jordan, The Picture Magician (aka Probie)]

Them Shakespearean characters be gettin all up in yo grill colby

[Colby]

Shakespeare dreamed fondly of my butt.

[Elliott]

Fiddlesticks and Freckles In Your Pants

I'm not sure if this is funny to other people or not, but I saw this book on my bookshelf and I was in this topic and *dead*

[[deleted user]]

I'm playing the tamer "Pants" version with my writing partner right now. I want to, ah, maintain her innocence (and make sure her parents don't hate me so I can take her to senior prom next year), so I can't play this version with her. XD

[Elliott]

It's just adding In Your Pants to book titles!

[Kevin]

Unravel Me in my pants XD

[[deleted user]]

Yeah, but I don't have anyone else who would feel comfortable going to Prom with me. :D

Oh, man...

The Battle of the Labyrinth in your pants...ugh

[Nepeta]

Agatha H and the Airship City in my pants.

[[deleted user]]

John Wayne Cleaver Trilogy

I Am Not A Serial Killer in your pants
Mr. Monster in your pants
I Don't Want to Kill You in your pants

Oh, and I am sorry, Brandon Mull. The Arcadeland Catastrophe in your pants

[Nepeta]

Jane Eyre in my pants

[Nepeta]

The Great Gatsby in my pants

[Megan]

The Last Olympian in my pants
The Son of Neptune in my pants

[Megan]

Until There Was You in my pants

...okay, I need to stop.

[[deleted user]]

Heeheehee...I need to stop reading these and start writing some. Let me think while I go have a late-night snack.

[Nepeta]

Homestuck in my pants (I wish)

[Brigid ✩, No tears in the writer, no tears in the reader.]

Lolita in my pants"

Pahaha, that might as well be the title.

[Brigid ✩, No tears in the writer, no tears in the reader.]

And now my whole bookshelf! Well okay, I'll start with just doing the top row...

TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD IN MY PANTS
BEAUTY QUEENS IN MY PANTS
FLIPPED IN MY PANTS
THE LIGHTNING THIEF IN MY PANTS
THE SEA OF MONSTERS IN MY PANTS
CLOCKWORK PRINCE IN MY PANTS
IN THE CUBE IN MY PANTS
A HEARTBREAKING WORK OF STAGGERING GENIUS IN MY PANTS
THE STRANGE CASE OF DR. JEKYLL AND MR. HYDE IN MY PANTS
ISLAND OF THE AUNTS IN MY PANTS
A SWIFTLY TILTING PLANET IN MY PANTS
LEVIATHAN IN MY PANTS
THE MONSTRUMOLOGIST IN MY PANTS
HORSE HEAVEN IN MY PANTS
ALL-AMERICAN GIRL IN MY PANTS
DANCING WITH BUTTERFLIES IN MY PANTS (hahaha oh god oh man)
A TREE GROWS IN BROOKLYN IN MY PANTS
THE HOUSE OF THE SCORPION IN MY PANTS
UNWIND IN MY PANTS
THE SEA OF TROLLS IN MY PANTS
GLASS HOUSES IN MY PANTS
TANTALIZE IN MY PANTS
A WRINKLE IN TIME IN MY PANTS

[Brigid ✩, No tears in the writer, no tears in the reader.]

XD

[Megan]

Catching Fire in your pants.

[Megan]

The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy In Your Pants

[[deleted user]]

Aw, sad day. Or hundred years. One of the two.

[Isaac]

Colby wrote: "Hamlet in my pants. Julius Caesar in my pants. King Lear in my pants. Macbeth in my pants. Romeo and Juliet in my pants. Shakespeare characters are all over me."

Jordan, The Picture Magician (aka Probie) wrote: "Them Shakespearean characters be gettin all up in yo grill colby"

Colby wrote: "Shakespeare dreamed fondly of my butt."

Day made.

[Isaac]

Rebekka (ἈΝΆΓΚΗ) wrote: "Brigid *Flying Kick-a-pow!* wrote: "Lolita in my pants"

Pahaha, that might as well be the title."

Brigid *Flying Kick-a-pow!* wrote: "A HEARTBREAKING WORK OF STAGGERING GENIUS IN MY PANTS""

[Isaac]

Rebekka (ἈΝΆΓΚΗ) wrote: "*clears throat*

In My Pants

And Then There Were None in my pants
The Earth, My Butt, and Other Big Round Things in my pants
The Well of Loneliness in my pants
The Scarlet Letter in my pants
Lolit..."

XD

[Brigid ✩, No tears in the writer, no tears in the reader.]

~Yue~ [Starless Nights Will Cover Day] wrote: "One Hundred Years of Solitude in My Pants."

Aka my sex life! :D

[Brigid ✩, No tears in the writer, no tears in the reader.]

Umm looking for other good examples from my bookshelf...

Rebel Angels In My Pants
Holes In My Pants (haha)
The Gathering In My Pants
The Hollow In My Pants
Death of a Salesman In My Pants

[Isaac]

Brigid *Flying Kick-a-pow!* wrote: "~Yue~ [Starless Nights Will Cover Day] wrote: "One Hundred Years of Solitude in My Pants."

Aka my sex life! :D"

[Maria [the clockwork creeps on useless lives], Butts butts]

Follow The Spiders wrote: "Lav [until your heart stops beating so fast] wrote: "Taylor Mefford wrote: "Is it wrong that all of the novel titles for my own works fit really disturbingly here?

Pianist's Fingers in your pants
..."

Autumn, you dirty slut.XD

Mine would be
Broken Glass In Your Pants
Oxygen, Blood, and Other Such Things in Your Pants.

[Megan]

Mine would be
Society: Female in your pants

[[deleted user]]

That is so intriguing on many levels.

[Brigid ✩, No tears in the writer, no tears in the reader.]

Ooh I should do all of my books too.

Destiny In My Pants
Soul Stealer In My Pants
Reborn In My Pants
Injection In My Pants
Edge In My Pants
Walking Shadow In My Pants
Jump In My Pants (HAHAHAHA ... Well that one was good.)
Unraveling In My Pants (Oh dear)

[Brigid ✩, No tears in the writer, no tears in the reader.]

Yes... bahaha.

[[deleted user]]

The Hobbit

Or

There and Back Again in my pants

[Megan]

Another one of mine is

My Real Self In Your Pants

[Sydney]

:D I love this topic. This has helped me not want to slap my school.

And now...

Claudette Colvin: Twice Toward Justice in your pants
A Corner of the Universe in your pants
If I Stay in your pants
Where She Went in your pants

[Colby]

Okay, more from my stories:
Oh, the Places You'll Dream About Going, But Never Will in Your Pants.
The Pessimist's Way of Looking at it in Your Pants (I don't know, it'd seem small? XD )
The Virginity Wars in Your Pants (Although this one was already sexual...)
Annnnnnd Poems...
People Like Her in Your Pants
A Gentle Parting in Your Pants
Little Green Bugs in Your Pants (Ew.)

[Kaitlyn *I Will Never Let Go*]

Something, Maybe in your pants
Ten Things We Did (and Probably Shouldn't Have) in your pants
When It Happens in your pants
*Snickers* Oh cheesey romance novels, your failures amuse me so!

[Nepeta]

The Highwayman in my pants.

The Black Cat in my pants ((I have a black cat and its name is Vodka))

[Colby]

Holden wrote: "Colby, it almost seems like you've made a conscious effort to make all your titles apply hilariously to the In Your Pants Rule. xD"
I DON'T THOUGH. I had to search for these ones. There's a bunch that don't fit that well, too, like Bigfoot Night, Buying in Bulk to Survive the Apocalypse, etc.

[Isaac]

Colby wrote: "Okay, more from my stories:
Oh, the Places You'll Dream About Going, But Never Will in Your Pants.
The Pessimist's Way of Looking at it in Your Pants (I don't know, it'd seem small? XD )
The Virgin..."

Mine stories are boring. :P

Novels/novellas:

Mind of a Monster in your pants
Force of Nature in your pants

Short stories:
Death of a Writer in your paints
The Painter in your pants

See?

[Maria [the clockwork creeps on useless lives], Butts butts]

Oh, we can do poem titles, Colby? :D

Supernovas in Your Pants
Flaming in My Pants
Oh, Airplane in Your Pants. (that sounds so calm but it's like... hey dude, there's an airplane in your pants.)
Free the Weight in My Pants
Swinging in My Pants
A Poem About Radishes in Your Pants
Piece of Junk in Your Pants
Put On a Show in My Pants

...okay I'll stop now.

[Isaac]

Maria [the clockwork creeps on useless lives] wrote: "Oh, we can do poem titles, Colby? :D

Supernovas in Your Pants
Flaming in My Pants
Oh, Airplane in Your Pants. (that sounds so calm but it's like... hey dude, there's an airplane in your pants.)
Fr..."

"Hey dude, there's an airplane in your pants."

XD