In Your Pants (this topic not appropriate for all ages xD)

[[deleted user]]

*facepalm* All the ones I can think of are not suitable for children.

[[deleted user]]

Same...but I might be able to pull it off. Give me some time to get my mind out of the gutter. Just kidding.... XD

[Jo]

XD I need to make one seriously without dying of laughter.

[[deleted user]]

Holden, that was FANTASTIC!!!

Persuasion...in your Pants -- Jane Austen

[Mitch]

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets...in your pants.

[Jo]

Of Mice and Men in your pants. xD

[Isaac]

Holden wrote: "Hehe, well, this topic isn't exactly for the kiddies. xD

Though there is the classic novel for all ages, Pooh Gets Stuck...in Your Pants"

*dies*

My personal favorite is still "The Second Coming in your pants".

[[deleted user]]

I looked in my game closet and found these.

Ticket to Ride in your pants
Inner Circle in your pants

And more.

[Isaac]

Behold.

[Mitch]

Emily [But I am, most of all I am] wrote: "Behold."

No one will ever quite top some of John's and Hank's books...

I mean, how can you improve on Everyone Poops in my pants?

[Isaac]

YES EVERYONE POOPS IN MY PANTS

[[deleted user]]

Oh. My. Goodness.

It relates to pants, I promise.

Charlie Todd: The shared experience of absurdity
http://www.ted.com/talks/charlie_todd...

[Mitch]

Emily [But I am, most of all I am] wrote: "YES EVERYONE POOPS IN MY PANTS"

Have you seen Hank's illustrated version? XD

[Isaac]

OF COURSE.

[Elliott]

Perfect Chemistry In Your Pants
Very LeFreak In Your Pants
Love and Promises In Your Pants

[Isaac]

John Green's are the bessssssssssssst.

I mean, "Getting the Girl in your pants". XD

[Elliott]

John Green is awesome. :D

[[deleted user]]

So...who can help me out here. John Green is ridiculously popular here, but I don't know who he is.

[Colby]

He wrote books like and , and him and his brother are also web personalities who have a youtube channel called vlogbrothers.

[Colby]

Staying Fat for Sarah Byrnes in your pants (that just sounds wrong.)
Far From You in my pants (My sex life)
Food, Girls, and Other Things I Can't Have in My Pants
Burned in Your Pants

[Maria [the clockwork creeps on useless lives], Butts butts]

Sophie's World In Your Pants
The Secret Garden In Your Pants
Forever In Your Pants

[RedPath]

Little Women...in My Pants.
All Creatures Great and Small...in Your Pants.
Holes...in Your Pants. (Eh.)
All the Things I've Done...in My Pants.
The Lovely Bones...in Your Pants.

[Colby]

See, I thought about posting the lovely bones one, but I was like, if you have multiple, I think that's cause for concern.

[Mitch]

The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants...in your pants? (Pantsception?)
Read Aloud Poems for Young People...in your pants

[Elliott]

MITCH.

[Mitch]

LAV.

[Elliott]

Holy crumb, it's been months. *tackles*

[Mitch]

I know! *hugs*

[Elliott]

Grr, but I have to go to bed. D: I'll talk to you later.

[Jordan, The Picture Magician (aka Probie)]

Flight of the Old Dog...in your pants.
Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep...in your pants.
Our Town...in your pants.
Tentacles...in your pants.
The Lost World...in your pants.
The Scarlet Pimpernel...in your pants.

[Iviana (The Sign Painter)]

American Gods in your pants.
Good Omens in your pants.
Waiting for Godot in your pants.

[[deleted user]]

Is it wrong that all of the novel titles for my own works fit really disturbingly here?

Pianist's Fingers in your pants
Inverted Existence in your pants

And the big one, my series, Magic Package in your pants

O_o

[Iviana (The Sign Painter)]

Oh. xD

Let it Snow in your pants.

[Acacia]

A Dance with Dragons In Your Pants

[Jordan, The Picture Magician (aka Probie)]

The Man In the High Castle In Your Pants.

[Elliott]

Taylor Mefford wrote: "Is it wrong that all of the novel titles for my own works fit really disturbingly here?

Pianist's Fingers in your pants
Inverted Existence in your pants

And the big one, my series, Magic Package ..."

BAHAHAHA. :D

Hmm. Mine would be:
Manic Pixie Dream Girl In Your Pants
The Weight of All Things In Your Pants

[Mitch]

To Kill a Mockingbird in your pants

[Elliott]

Follow The Spiders wrote: "Lav [until your heart stops beating so fast] wrote: "Taylor Mefford wrote: "Is it wrong that all of the novel titles for my own works fit really disturbingly here?

Pianist's Fingers in your pants
..."

The last one just makes me think of the person Autumn. Which makes it very amusing.

[Elliott]

~Yue~ [Starless Nights Will Cover Day] wrote: "Oh gosh, mine would be: Happy Endings in your pants.
Oh this is bad"

Yue, darling. xD I... yeah.

[Elliott]

Laaame.

[Elliott]

Holden wrote: "Lav [until your heart stops beating so fast] wrote: "Follow The Spiders wrote: "Lav [until your heart stops beating so fast] wrote: "Taylor Mefford wrote: "Is it wrong that all of the novel titles ..."

Poor Autumny Autumn. That's all I'm going to think about whenever I talk to her now.

[Colby]

Where Things Stay Hidden in your pants?

[[deleted user]]

This reminds me. How about some childhood classics?

Where the Wild Things Are in your pants

The Very Hungry Caterpillar in your pants

[Isaac]

Holden wrote: "Childhood's End...in Your Pants anyone?"

NO HOLDEN

[Colby]

~Yue~ [Starless Nights Will Cover Day] wrote: "Holden wrote: "~Yue~ [Starless Nights Will Cover Day] wrote: "Oh gosh, mine would be: Happy Endings in your pants.
Oh this is bad"

That is inapproriate, missy. You are grounded."

YOU CREATED THI..."

Yeah, but you wrote something called "Happy Endings."

[Elliott]

Taylor Mefford wrote: "This reminds me. How about some childhood classics?

Where the Wild Things Are in your pants

The Very Hungry Caterpillar in your pants"

Meh heh heh.

[Isaac]

~Yue~ [Starless Nights Will Cover Day] wrote: "Oh gosh, mine would be: Happy Endings in your pants.
Oh this is bad"

XXXDDD

[Brigid ✩, No tears in the writer, no tears in the reader.]

Heyyy this was my idea. Anyway. Huh let's think. Wait, is it "in my pants" or "in your pants"? Oh well, I'll just do both.

I Am Number Four In Your Pants

Blood Red Road In My Pants (It happens once a month! Sorry, that was terrible.)

Beautiful Creatures In My Pants

The Girl Who Played With Fire In My Pants

Die For Me In My Pants

... Uhh I'll come up with more later.

[[deleted user]]

O_o

[Brigid ✩, No tears in the writer, no tears in the reader.]

o_O