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[whimsicalmeerkat]

Welcome Steven and Samantha!

[[deleted user]]

Welcome Samantha :)

[Douglas]

(lays down his peanut butter & bananna sandwich)
ummm...
ummm...
welbum Steben, welbum Samampa.

[whimsicalmeerkat]

peanut butter and banana sandwiches are awesome

[Becky]

Allan wrote: "(lays down his peanut butter & bananna sandwich)
ummm...
ummm...
welbum Steben, welbum Samampa."

LOL

Yummy... peanut butter! :D

[Curt]

Welcome to the neighborhood. Peanut butter and jelly!

[whimsicalmeerkat]

I don't like my peanut butter with jelly or jam. Granted, I generally dislike grape jelly in general. I do love peanut butter and banana or peanut butter and honey. Adding dark chocolate to either of those is awesome. Putting them inside a doughnut is even better.

Welcome!

[Al "Tank"]

Allan wrote: "(lays down his peanut butter & bananna sandwich)
ummm...
ummm...
welbum Steben, welbum Samampa."

Peanut butter and tuna salad sandwiches rock! My wife turns up her nose every time I make one :-)

[Douglas]

Just don't fry them. Frying them is what killed Elvis you know.

[Al "Tank"]

Allan wrote: "Just don't fry them. Frying them is what killed Elvis you know."

Surely yew jest. Elvis lives. I knows; I seen him at the mall. Yep, Ah did!

[Douglas]

Denae wrote: "I don't like my peanut butter with jelly or jam. Granted, I generally dislike grape jelly in general. I do love peanut butter and banana or peanut butter and honey. Adding dark chocolate to either ..."

OOOoooooo... Peanut butter, Banana AND dark chocolate? Ooooo...
(wipes drool from chin)
Gonna have to try that next time. But in a donought, well, that requires frying. See warning above about frying peanut butter and banana sandwiches. Better to eat them "raw" you'll live longer.

[Curt]

Not liking Peanut butter and grape jelly? Why that's one of the summits of post-apocalyptic barbarism!

[Douglas]

Naw... dat were his ghost. See you'ns caint get Fried PB&B samiches in heaven, they ain't healthy, so's he hangs 'round here. Specially malls.

[whimsicalmeerkat]

Al wrote: "Allan wrote: "(lays down his peanut butter & bananna sandwich)
ummm...
ummm...
welbum Steben, welbum Samampa."

Peanut butter and tuna salad sandwiches rock! My wife turns up her nose every time I ..."

I like apples in my tuna salad, but I don't know about this. It's kind of suspect to me.

[Curt]

He's a manager at a Cracker Barrel.

[Robert J.]

I don't think the problem is frying pb & banana. I think it's okay as you don't actually eat them.

[Douglas]

Mmmm... sort of like pulling the trigger on a gun and pointing a gun at your head. OK to do one or the other, not both. Gottcha!

[Al "Tank"]

Must be the banana that does you in. I've eaten fried peanut butter sammiches and I'm still alive and cancer free. Fry 'em in butter. Yummmmm!

Almost as good as friend cheese sammich and tomato soup.

[[deleted user]]

I'm still nauseous over the pb and tuna salad.

That's as bad as summoning cthulhu.

As for pb, I prefer strawberry preserves. Mmmmmm

[Robert J.]

I think that is one way to summon Cthulhu.

[whimsicalmeerkat]

I'm with Ala on the strawberry preserves.

Chocolate chips are good in chili.

[Genia]

And chili peppers are good in chocolate.

[Jacqueline]

Hi, I'm Jackie and I live in the south west of Scotland. I've been an avid reader for ... ever it seems! : ) Mostly fantasy but I do enjoy a lot of sci fi too.
I've got a lot of books and my TBR pile always grows bigger instead of shrinking. I tell myself I won't buy any more until I've cleared some space on the shelves but that never seems to happen!

[Deanne]

Jackie, I have the same problem with buying books when I haven't read the twenty I already have.

As for pb, I prefer mine unadulterated or better yet marmite,(you either love it or hate it)

[[deleted user]]

Welcome Jackie :)

I've never tried marmite. It doesn't even sound attractive.

[whimsicalmeerkat]

Welcome, Jackie!

[Douglas]

Hi Jackie! I sure know what you mean with the TBR stack. Since jumping in here my list has doubled, but all this being "social" stuff sure cuts into my reading time. Life was so much simpler as a hermit!

Welcome!

[Bluelily3]

Jacqueline wrote: "Hi, I'm Jackie and I live in the south west of Scotland. I've been an avid reader for ... ever it seems! : ) Mostly fantasy but I do enjoy a lot of sci fi too.
I've got a lot of books and my TBR pi..."
Yeah, I'm just as bad with my book pile. I mean, I only have two places to get second-hand books, since I live in a small town, but that doesn't stop me from having a whole shelf dedicated to them! It doesn't help that they are so cheap! It's amazing what you can get with small change, or a couple of bucks. One time, I got eleven books for just under $5.

[Douglas]

...which was contributed to greatly by fried peanut butter sandwiches. These were reputed to be his favorite meal. Peanut butter does tend to gum up the pipes! :-)

[Douglas]

LOL I'm sure that would have made a big difference, if only he'd known. Yes; "poor Elvis"!

[whimsicalmeerkat]

I believe his various addictions also contributed...

[Douglas]

Nahhhh... drugs is good fer us; ask any pharmaceutical company! (Just don't read the backs of their ads!!)

[Timothy]

Hi Ala,
I know I'm a bit behind the game. You've never tried Marmite!!!? You haven't lived!! spread THINLY on hot buttered toast! bliss!!
All the best Paul Rix [oldgeezer]

[Curt]

Help! I've fallen and my Viagra won't let me stop humping!

[[deleted user]]

Marmite sounds like something you'd name an exotic explosive...

And Curt, that sounds like a personal problem. You might want to seek professional help.

[Curt]

It is personal! I'm the only human here! The cats are going, " Yeah! Right!" and the dog can't stop laughing!

[[deleted user]]

Oh...ok

*backs away slowly*

uh huh...right, right. whatever you say

*calls 911*

[whimsicalmeerkat]

Am I the only one who has no idea where that came from?

Look at me, my confusion caused me to end that sentence with a preposition.

[whimsicalmeerkat]

I probably would have used "where" but otherwise, yes.

Damn you, Ala.

[[deleted user]]

I'm sorry?

[Stan]

A visitor to Harvard was walking around campus looking for the library. After quite some time with no luck, he stopped a student and asked, "Excuse me, where is the library at?" The student was aghast and said, "At Harvard we do not end our sentences with prepositions." The visitor responded, "I'm sorry. Please let me try again. Where is the library at, asshole?"

[[deleted user]]

Ahahahaha!

Damnit, Stan, almost spit out my coke.

[whimsicalmeerkat]

love it

[Nadia]

Hi everyone. My name is Nadia, I'm 25 and I live in New Jersey. I love to read but always reach a point where I have no idea which author or book to try next. I'm hoping that joining this group will remedy that.

Anyone else from NJ?

[whimsicalmeerkat]

Welcome, Nadia. I think you'll find your problem solved quickly around here.

[Douglas]

Alright, who here is from Jersey?
Come, on just a little applause if you're from Jersey...

(sound of crickets chirping in the dark)

Well, Nadia, all the New Jersians seem to have stepped out for a smoke. But we're glad to have you here!

[Stan]

They're busy fist-pumpin' down at the shore.

Here's some Jersey love.

[Douglas]

Oh? Did some Jersey team win something?

[Stan]

Like that ever happens.

[[deleted user]]

All I know about Jersey I learned from watching Cake Boss.