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Underpants! Yes? No? Why or why not? Depends?
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Jan 20, 2009 07:49PM
I'll weigh in later. I don't want to color any responses, this needs to be scientific.
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Maybe the title should've been "Underpants! Fight!"
Oh wait. Can't forget Mormon underwear:
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Underpants.Yes?
(I'm just trying to help here, Gary...:)
My sons all went through periods in which they tried to "go commando" and had to be reminded to put on underwear. It disturbed me to have to keep the thought "check if they're wearing underwear" in the back of my mind.
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Apparently I, too, went through a "commando" phase, yet because of my short, spiky hairdo was often dressed in frilly dresses. Or perhaps one thing had nothing to do with the other. Regardless, one Christmas I was taken to the Foothills Fashion Mall to sit on Santa's lap. When I got to the front of the line and was lifted up there, I picked up my skirt (why? I don't know, to be tidy? to keep it from yanking around my neck? I always did hate that) and when I lifted it nice and high I showed all 53 parents and children in line my four-year-old goods.
Now, I'm glad you clarified that you were four at the time...:)
Haha! I remember that story. I remember thinking 18 year old underwear eaters tend to age badly. That guy looks 40! Dude, nibble on the waistband, not the crotch. It's much healthier for you...
I hear the waistband is not as tasty...
Ahhhhhtwothreadsinarowrightafterlunch...:)I love you and hate you, Bells...
I can't decide what's more demonic---the size of his package or the size of his grin.
No shit, he's a freaking mutant! (On both counts!)
Is there any earthly reason to hoist your leg above your head in such manner?(Don't answer that, Mindy).
Goddamn, Kirk...you people are messing up my desk with food and coffee coming out of my nose...
I'll bet that guy is called "Crazy ____" by whoever his friends are. I used to be called "Crazy Sarah" by one group of friends, and I never did anything that awesome!
Size does matter.image:
Do you suppose that these people know that there are these hideous pictures of them making their way all over the internet? Do you think they get calls from cousins, aunts, exes, children, bosses, ministers saying, "Jim Bob, what the FUCK?!"
Well, time for a new keyboard, this one soaked.
Oh, Jim, that could be so misinterpreted.
For some strange reason, I'd love to know where he's headed.
Well I meant from spewing coffee all over it, but go ahead and misinterpret all you want.
Looks like he's already in my basement, Mindy...My wife is going to be pissed. She doesn't like it when intruders try on her thangs.
that pic isn't from the Boy George kerfuffle, is it?
Underwear is totally optional!
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Richard your typo is extra funny b/c "thang" is an urban slang way to say "thing."
Larry wrote: "Under where?"I will assume it Depends.
Well, time for a new keyboard, this one's soaked.Haha! Damn you, Mindy! If only I were 7+ hours earlier!
It's not what you think, Larry. I know, it's a total let-down.
I put a great deal of thought into that typo, Mindy. Glad it wasn't wasted.
Your efforts are never wasted on me, Richard!
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