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[Elle]

((WT-....I must watch Wicker Man...sounds a little like Candy Man.))

"John, are you crying?" Dave asked.

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

"huh?" John looked over. "oh, I guess I am..! Uh, " he wiped his tears off on his shirt carefully.

[Elle]

"You're scared, aren't you? You're welcomed to sleep with...Lil' Cal tonight."

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

John shook his head quickly. "uh no! no! That's okay.! No thank you! Ehehe.." dang. It was scary. This movie was terrifying. And Nicholas cage wasn't in it.

[Elle]

"Or...you could sleep in between Bro and Roxy, like a sandwhich...with Lil' Cal."

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

John began Shaking his head faster, but stopped because he was getting dizzy. "both of those choices sound either very awkward or super creepy." looking at the screen, ironically, just as a scary part happened he jumped a little with wide eyes. "this isn't like any movie I've seen, that's for sure..!"

[Elle]

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Dave yelled. "Are you sure? Roxy seems like a person to hug someone!"

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

"John jumped and hit the side of the couch, looking very pale. "Dave..! I'm not sleeping with your parents..!" he said, a little embarassed for letting Dave scare him so easily.

[Elle]

"But...that's what little kids do when they're scared, Johnathan."

Dirk walked out of the room and sat down next to John. "You're welcome to sleep with us if you want."

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

"I-I am not scared,! And i'm not even that much younger than you..!" John looked down, blushing more. "No thank you," he answered Dirk.

[Elle]

"Yeah right," Dave said, sticking his tongue out.

"Are you sure? Roxy's fine with it," Dirk said, raising a pale eyebrow.

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

"No, no..! It's alright! I'm positive..!" John answered Dirk. He turned back to Dave. "Really." sticking his tounge out as well. Annoying cool people. Bluh.

[Elle]

"It's cool if you want to, though!" Dirk insisted. "Roxy's really warm blooded...either that, or she has a fever."

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

"if she's not feeling well, some tylonel, and a blanket would be the way to go." John smiled.

[Elle]

"Wait," Dirk said, running back into the room. He picked up the feverish girl and laid her across Dave and John. He quickly got a blanket and covered her.
"There!"

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

"What the..?!" John exclaimed. This was awkward.

[Elle]

Dirk bent down and kissed the sleeping girl's forehead.
"Oh, she's burning up, John, can you help me?"

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

"yes, I'd say go get some water and a pill for her to take." he looked over at Dave. " hehe, having fun?"

[Elle]

Dave stared at his mom. "Ew, she's so gross...and all her lipstick's smeared. Ew."
Dirk ran and got water and a pill. "What kind of pill is this, anyway?"

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

"Well you should have grabbed a painkiller pill. You have make sure it's the right kind. Then just help her swallow it. It shouldn't be too hard." John grinned. He turned to Dave "Still as hot as you first thought, David?" just then the exorcist came back on from a commercial break.

[Elle]

"Ew, like no, especially when you know that your bro's been doing her all night," Dave said.
Dirk slapped Roxy awake and forced her to swallow the pill. She immediately fell asleep when he was done.

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

"it's good that she's sleeping. You need lots of rest to-" Just then John caught a glance at the tv and yelped in shock. Unable to jump, he accidentally hit his head on the back of the couch. Hard. Ouch.

[Elle]

"Haha, loser," Dave commented. Dirk hit his head and laid Roxy's head on his lap, sitting down with the two idiots.

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

"well, it's not funny..!" John said bitterly, trying not to cry from the pain in his head. "like you've never been scared before..." he grinned.

[Elle]

"Oh, I've been scared...of Lil' Cal and my mom and bro reproducing," Dave winked.

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

"like legitiment fears... Smuppets aren't too great either, are they... " John looked to the side. Figures Dave would find a way to sound cool about what he was afraid of.

[Elle]

"That's all I'm scared of," Dave said, belching loudly, "Oh, and displaying of affections." He pointed to his bro who was currently stroking Roxy's hair.

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

(gtg)
"hehe." John laughed quietly. Dirk and Roxy were so in love, it was fun to watch. He turned to Dave. "Do you like Nicholas Cage?" he asked with a smile.

[Elle]

((Good night!))

"No," Dave said, flipping through the channels. Dirk smiled at John before looking back down at Roxy.

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

"what?!" John exclaimed to Dave. "don't tell me you've never seen face off?! Or the Outsiders, Leaving las Vegas, 8mm, the family man, National treasure, Ghost rider, the weather man, G-force, The sorcerers apprentice, season of the witch, or Con Air?!?!" he asked with surprise. What a poor deprived child Dave was..!

[Nepeta]

"Wha?" Roxy asked, looking up at the three boy-childs. "What are you guys doing?"

[Elle]

"Nope...I've never heard of any of those movies, actually," Dave said, "I've only watched Saw, Smuppetville, and Smuppetville TWO."
"Hi, kitty," Dirk said, using his petname for Roxy. "You're adorable."
Dave gagged.

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

John laughed softly at Dave's reaction. For a guy who acted like a player, it was fun to see him flip out over romantic things. "Star Wars? Doctor Who? Anything..?" had this guy seen anything good??

[Nepeta]

Roxy stuck her tongue back out at Dave like a little girl.

[Elle]

"Nope, nothing of the sort. I did watch Girls Gone Wild," Dave said.
Dirk smiled at Roxy and kissed her.
"EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!" Dave yelled.

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

"That movie sounds innapro-" at the sight of dirk and Roxu's kiss, and more so at Dave's reaction, started laughing.

[Elle]

"It was sexy!" Dave said, pushing Dirk. "Dude, Roxy and Dirk are so gross."

[Nepeta]

Roxy smiled and kissed him back.
"Shut up, Dave!" Roxy said, sitting on Dirk's lap. "You're stupid. Hi, John. Sorry I was asleep for a long time."

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

"hi Roxy! Glad to see you're feeling better..!" John grinned. "I agree with you about Dave on that one." he laughed.

[Elle]

"Shut your mouth, John. Imagine seeing your teenage parents making out!"

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

"It's harder for me to imagine considering I can't remember my mom and I've never met my dad." John sighed. "If I saw them making out, I'd just be glad to see them." he shrugged.

[Elle]

"Don't you live with your dad?"

[Nepeta]

"Isn't Jake your dad?" Roxy said. "He's sooo hot!" She groaned and smiled at him.

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

"I thought he was my dad...I actually don't know how he's related to me now.. Jade's dead grandpa is actually my, our dad."

[Nepeta]

"Jake is so hot, John...oh my gosh!" Dirk looked annoyed and she showered Dirk with kisses.

[Elle]

"Oh..." Dave sighed. "John, please tell them not to do it in front of us. We're just kids."

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

John turned to Dirk and Roxy. "Dave and I are feeling a little bit awkward from this whole situation. I mean, Dave is still relatively young, and he's older than I am." Mediating Family Problems!

[Elle]

"What do you mean?" Dirk asked. "What are we doing wrong?"

[Nepeta]

Roxy began to cry hard. "Why?! What your problem?! Seriously, John?! Can't you see I just relived all my fanfictions a few minutes ago? We even used belts!"

[Elle]

Dirk's face went a cherry red. Ughh....she just had to mention that.