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TG: Yeah, I know. My bro is dirt poor and Roxy...I want a little brother!
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EB: it's your family. not mine. the decisions are up to you.
John leaned back and closed his eyes. Who did he have...?...dad...and now Jade.
TG: Nah, me and Dirk think it's not to our best interest to have a family just yet.
TG:Whatever...we all know that in the end, Roxy and Dirk are going to have babies.Dave sighed and sipped his soda thoughtfully. He stared at his parents, who were cuddling up and watching a movie.
TG: They're watching Con Air.
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EB: but I don't know if I've ever watched it with anyone else..
TG: They're doing gross crap. Like kissing each other's cheeks and Dirk's helping Roxy drink water or something.
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John sighed. Dave didn't know how lucky he was to have a sister, a mom, a bro/dad...
TG: No, it's not. Gosh, when you see your bro with smuppets, it's fine. But being all gushy mushy with my mom? Eww...even if Roxy is hot.
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EB: at least lil cal isn't there too.
TG: Oh, no, he's there. He's in between bro and my mom. It's creepy. Roxy thinks he's cute.
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TG: Do you have a brother that loves his smuppets that much?Currently, Dirk was showing Roxy his collection of smuppets.
TG: Eww, he's showing her the smuppets!
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EB: no...it's just me and dad.....and I guess jade, but as I've never met her, it doesn't really count. thats all.
TG: Oh my gosh, John, why the HECK is Dirk showing me these disgusting things?Roxy backed off as Dirk showed her Lil' Cal.
"Hey, Roxy, it's cool. I love my smuppets," Dirk said, pecking Roxy on the cheek.TG: GROSS! Bro just kissed my mom! This is so gross. I'm going to die here, John!
TG: John, want my three day old pudding?
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EB: what?! they're kissing now?! everyone knows the ending of Con Air is the most romantic part..! when Poe reunites with his wife and Casey..! i tear up every time
TG: You mean Edgar Allan Poe?! WTF? Eww... dude, like, Roxy and Dirk are like making out now...with Lil' Cal.
TG: HELP! HELP! He's trying to get me to kiss Lil' Cal.Roxy pushed Dirk away. Sure, she was a little racy herself, but a puppet?! GROSS
"Come on, kiss him, Lil Cal loves you," Dirk said, shoving the puppet in Roxy's face.TG: Uh...John? Roxy's scared of Bro.
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EB: no not the poet! Cameron Poe! the protagonist against 'the virus' Cyrus, who was sentenced to eight years in prison for killing a drunk man who assaulted his pregnant wife, and was on the plane with his diebetic friend and other criminals who were being transported to a high-security prison when the plane goes down. The only thing he wants is to reunite with his loving wife and daughter.
EB: the ending is the best.
TG: Dude, Dirk is like assaulting Roxy with his puppet.TG: Wait, Miley Cyrus?
TG: DIRK'S MAKING ME KISS THE SMUPPET!Dirk shoved the puppet in Roxy's face and she squeeked. "EEK!"
TG: Oh my gosh, Dirk is creeping me out!
Dirk threw Lil Cal in Roxy's face. "Come on, he's cool. Just a peck."
TG: Yep, definitely assaulting with a smuppet.
Roxy fell on the couch and Lil' Cal fell on top of her."AHHHH!" she yelled, shocked.
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EB: no! are you even watching the movie?! cyrus as in Cyrus 'the virus' Grissom. he's an evil mastermind and the antagonist played by John Malkovich.
EB: seriously it's a great movie.
TG: Me? Nah, I'm staring at Roxy, who is being assaulted by Lil' Cal.Dave began to laugh as Roxy began crying.
TG: She's crying now.
TG: John! You didn't tell me I was going to have kids with Lil' Cal.She threw the smuppet on the floor.
TG: John, what's a smuppet?
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EB: Roxy, don't worry. lil cal may be the creepiest thing known to existence, but he's just a puppet.
John laughed. They didn't even know how lucky they were. One of his impossible dreams was to watch Con Air with his whole family. All five of them.
TG: Ewww? Dirk likes butt puppets?! EWWWWW! TG: So I'm not gonna have Lil' Cal's babies?
Roxy began to laugh nervously as Dirk pecked her lips. EEEK! HER FIRST REAL OFFICIAL KISS!
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TG: Ew, no, I'm not Lil' Cal's son, and Roxy's an idiot. Hasn't she taken health class? You can't have puppet babies! That idiot!
TG: So I'm pregnant with Lil' Cal's son? Like in the Bride of Chucky?
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EB: bride of Chucky..? I haven't seen that movie...
TG: You haven't watched Bride of Chucky? *HEADDESK*
TG: Oh, good. I don't want to have puppet babies!TG: Did I ever tell you that Dirk has really fluffy sideburns?
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EB: no... a few people have mentioned movies called Saw and The exorcist, but I'm not familiar with those either.
TG: I don't have fluffy sideburns, who the hell told you that, Egboob?Gosh, Dave sounded like his own mother when he said that.
TG: Uh...John....I have a question. Are Dirk and me going to get married?
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EB: jade. and just so you know, those movies couldn't have been that good, or I would have seen them, Strider
TG:Tell them not to get married, if they do, I will die. TG: Those movies were excellent. Especially when the girl barfs on everyone.
TG: She looks like you!
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EB: I don't think them getting married will effect your birth.
TG: What do you mean it won't affect my birth, Egboob? I'll be raised by two loving idiots, Roxy will be fine, and my bro will be all like 'AWWW'.TG: They can't get married. THEY CAN'T.
TG: NO! Shut up, Dave! TG: So, should I ask Dirk if he wants to marry me?
Roxy was busy cuddling with Dirk on the couch, not at all paying attention to Con Air.
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EB: I'm not sure, hold on. I'm talking to Dave.
TG: No, it wouldn't. It would be bad. My mom would be crying over everything! TG: And being raised with Rose? I'd rather die. I really would.
Dave stared at the scene that was unfolding. Did Dirk just kiss Roxy?
TG: Dirk just kissed Roxy. EW.
TG: JOHN, SHOULD ME AND DIRK LIKE DO IT?!Oh my gosh, YES! She was so gonna score tonight.Take THAT, Crocker.
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EB: dave, why wouldn't you want to be with your sister?! Or with your mom and dad?! why in the world wouldn't you want to spend EVERY minute with them after not seeing your mother or meeting your sister?!!
TG: Oh, gosh....gah, they're in the room, John! IN THE ROOM!Dave shut himself up in his own room.
TG: I don't like my mom!
TG: Honestly, do you think it would be like that movie where the people have kids without commitment?
Roxy felt better without all that alcohol in her system.