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Aug 20, 2012 02:33PM
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Jason wrote: ""
Think I just threw up a little... :Oo
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Great thread! I sent that video of the forklift to my husband.
That man is damn fine, even wearing a menstrual blood mask. That said, that is fucking gross.
Ken wrote: "" This is sick and twisted, so of course I love it.
There's a lot going on in that picture that looks disturbing without the caption anyway. Looks like Piglet armed himself before throwing them down there, and the only explaination for Owl not being able to fly out is that his wings were broken first. Did Piglet cut the ropes? And poor Rabbit. Like I said, I would so watch that movie!
Oh, dear. Though I'd always suspected it, now it's official... But I love my life anyway.[image error]
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Jon Recluse wrote: "If you believe in the zombie apocalypse, you're the zombie part of the apocalypse."
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EXACTLY!
We are up to our eyeballs in douchebags!
This country is filled with douchebags! What happened to our society?
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I can tell you most of the douchebags work at the place where I work.....I am surrounded!
Only in This Stupid World......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the
Store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in This Stupid World
.....do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
Only in This Stupid World
.....do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters..
Only in This Stupid World
......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put
Our useless junk in the garage.
Only in This Stupid World ...........do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in Packages of eight..
Only in This Stupid World .....do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
EVER WONDER
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Why the sun lightens Our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why don't you ever see the Headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word? Why is it that Doctors call what they do 'practice'?
Why is lemon juice made With artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who Invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of Day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there Mouse-flavored cat food? Why isn’t there cat flavored Dog food? Why didn't Noah Swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that Indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of Pro, is congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
Ken wrote: "Only in This Stupid World......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the
Store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Ken you're hilarious, your comments always make me laugh out loud :)
Only in ..."
I love all of these, Ken! Thanks for the laughs. :-D
Probably NSFC (not safe for the coffin). Keep 'em coming!
Thanks for the LOLs, Ken. These are great!
That looks a lot like Forest Park where I drag bodies. Erhm, I mean, where I walk.
I have a path near my house that looks almost identical to that.
Sorry I'm seeing this so late -- that picture & caption are just hysterical!! Thanks for the laughs. :-)
Makes me want to do the Hamster dance!!:)
Agreed. And I buy a LOT of lotion.:)
