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Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
because the dog wet on them.Why do zip codes have 5 numbers?
because it's the Zips' favorite number.Why do bad things happen to good people?
Why do bad things happen to good people? Because if they happened to the bad people, they'd just get worse. Us good people can take it;)
Why do you things that taste so good make our breath so bad?
So that even if they're so good you will not eat them again...Why do some people close their eyes when brushing their teeth...?
because scratchy sounds in their mouth scare them.Why is it so much easier to remember stupid, useless things then things you have to remember?
Yellow paper doesn't weigh as much as any other color paper. Why is there no place like home?
A: Because if there was a place like home, we wouldn't need home.Q: What is spam?
evil incarnate.why do people add me as a friend when i don't know them at all??!
My body is in control of me, that's why i slap myself once every hour. *slap*why do people like vampires?
B'coz people wish they can be as romatic as them... plus the fangs too, to tear meat easily wihtout the aid of a knife...If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
sorry Kelly, I jumped in on the wrong page!You asked: Why is it so much easier to remember stupid, useless things then things you have to remember?
Because people are hard-wired for 'stupid'.
and a book about failures....No, because it would merely be an example of a failure.
What's more fun than howling at the moon?
biting people on the neck. :DWhy do people carry on two conversations at once?
Squiggles{Kelly} wrote: "biting people on the neck. :DWhy do people carry on two conversations at once? "
Because they always thought they have two mouths... one on the top and two at the bottom...
Q: If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do bars have parking lots?
Hunting grounds for law enforcement.Why does the aroma of some foods make you hungry, even if you've just eaten?
because the little alien inside of you is insatiable!Why do we need to sleep?
It gives our memory time to download.Why do cemetaries have fences?
to keep inside all the spirits who are prone to wander.why are women better at monogamy than men?
Because we only have one head, so the second one can't make us screw up!Why hasn't anyone invented a machine that would do all the household chores?
It would be bad for the economy...think of all those out-of-work domestics.Why do your teeth chatter when you are cold?
because your tongue shrinks due to the cold and is not able to be cushion your teeth properly.why does our stomache rumble when we are hungry?
Because there's no food to anchor it, and it starts rolling around like an empty oil can.Why do our ears make wax?
A: Because they're sculptors. Some of them are better than others--you can tell by their shape.Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if that woodchuck were Chuck Norris?
All of it!Why is the Incredible Hulk green?
He has severe motion sickness, which includes being sick just by walking.Who would win in a fight: Jack Bauer (from 24) or Chuck Norris?
Neither. They would merge into a single immortal entity: Juck Barris.Why can't I stop buying books?
because they haven't found the cure to it yet!why do book have covers?
A: Because it would be so embarrassing for everyone to see them naked!!Q: How much wood can a woodchuck chuck, assuming a woodchuck could chuck wood?
None, he's found a mate and has better things to do!Why doesn't anything taste better than chocolate?
A: Because you can't eat sex.Q: What's black and white and red (read?) all over?
(BTW - Sorry if that was inappropriate.....)
A: a mime bathing in ketchup. >.<Q: Why are the things we can't do so much more appealing then the things we can?
Because "can't" is a longer word than "can" and more is always better.Why do fingernails on a chalkboard give everyone the willies?
Because everyone can use a good willy. What do dill pickles sound like?
(Sara....that was wildly Appropriate!)
Pickles sound like natives of Atlantis seeing the surface for the very first time.How does my fat cat still manage to jump up onto the top of the bookshelf?
she has wings.why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he was escaping from the farm. Why is as much time spent on commercials as the show your watching (almost anyways)?
because the commercials are competing with the movie.why do we enjoy talking?
I don't know why YOU enjoy talking, but I enjoy talking because no one seems to be able to hear the things I'm telling them telepathically, and that's just no fun.Who cares?
Bob. He cares. He wanted me to tell you that. *nods sternly*Why is it so uncommon for a movie to have little sex and violence, much less none at all?
Because without the sex and violence it would only last 10 minutes, and they can't sell tickets for that!Why does it always get warm for one week in Feb., and then go back to winter?
Because Mother Nature loves to torture us.Why doesn't everyone on the planet love to read?
Because the sky isn't purple.Speaking of...why isn't the sky purple?
It used to be purple, but when the dinosaurs died, their decomposing bodies sucked all the red out of the sky, leaving it blue. Sad, huh?Where do babies come from?
Because then the grass would be green with envy.Why don't all plants smell as good as flowers?
Because ex-husbands have poisoned them with their meanness.Why doesn't money grow on trees?
Because then we wouldn't have any shade.Why can't I keep up with housework?
Because for every little chore you have done, 3 more appear.why can't we speak telepathically?
Maybe we could, if we could figure out how to use the other 90% of our brains.Why do batteries run out so fast?
because they're out of eggs and they absolutely MUST have brownies....Why do people read over my shoulder all the time? *ahem*Kevin*ahem*
Because most people cannot read *through* your shoulder.Why don't florists use fragrant flowers instead of showy ones?
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Man and Superman (other topics)Man and Superman (other topics)
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The Territorial Imperative: A Personal Inquiry Into the Animal Origins of Property and Nations (other topics)
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