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Because Stephen Hawking traveled back in time and killed all the elephants and turtle and then used all the Narrativum to make it a roundworld for the purpose of proving that god(s) don't exist.
Is that your nose?
Is that your nose?
It used to be, but I traded it in on a new one.If your keys are in plain sight , but you don't perceive them, are they really there?
it all depends have you drinken to much cofee you might be hulusaniaighting (sorry dontknow how th spell the word)why do woman always think theyr fat
Our eyes automatically add 20 pounds, kind of like camerasWho actually writes the sayings for sweetheart candies?
I dont know cause I never heard of it soooooo....WHY DO MEN THINK FACIAL HAIR IS COOL? :P
Thats a good question Sandra...to find an answer lets go back to what Sir Isaac Newton said when given the same question by a lord he was dining with: "Facial hair is the shit, man!"I think we can all take this on board as a logical conclusion. Plus all the scientific data that backs this up, making it fact.
Who still watches reality TV?
I had to check to be sure that cooking shows aren't classified as reality tv, and they're not.The question isn't at all stupid, but I'm afraid the answer probably includes that word.
When we remove dust from a surface, why do we call it "dusting"?
because long long ago caveman found a lot of dust in their caves and they didn't know how to get rid of it so they started wiping it with their hands and when it made the swishing sound cavemen didn't talk so good back then so they tried to say it and it came out as dust. then later on when they made verbs, nouns, adjectives, etc. they thought that dust was more like a thing so they added the ing as the suffix. Thats why when you remove dust from the surface it is called "dusting"WHY DO WOMAN HAVE BABIES NOT MEN?????????
Could someone please answer? Im really interested at what you ar going to say
Come on! Men behave as dying and crying already from a slightest flu or cold. How would they take a pain from baby birth? Why 10 years girls sometimes talk back to parents?
Because it would be silly for them to talk back to themselves.What do crocodiles do when they have a toothache?
They go to the dentist and open wide...then they get dinner.what is the world's shortest poem?
I'd go with Hank Aaron, but Willie Mays is darn good too. Do you like olives?
Not really but, like Popeye, I love olive oyl.Describe the first person who cracked an oyster open and thought, "Oh, this looks like something tasty to eat."
half naked with bad teeth and crazy strong biceps.am I the only women who laughs when a guy gets hit in the groin?
Not hardly. America's Funniest Home Videos proves it.Who shoots video of a guy jumping into a frozen pool?
His proud mama, Patty Polarbear. What is carrot juice made of?
1% carrot, 98% high fructose corn syrup, 1% unmentionablewhy do worms crawl?
Drunken carrots.Will Amazon's purchase of GR improve conditions on this site?
no, just it's connectionsWill summer ever return?
Some will and some won't.Why did Otis do this to us?
money.How many metres long is the colour Blue?
It depends if you spell it metre or meter and which spell checker you're using but somewhere around 2.Why am I not doing what I'm supposed to be doing?
Whatever it is, STOP DOING IT!How do you get there from here?
You can't get there from here. You have to go someplace else, then go there. Why is the Magic 8 Ball ALWAYS RIGHT?
Anne wrote: Why is the Magic 8 Ball ALWAYS RIGHT?"
Because it is.
anyone want to throw in a silly question?
That begs a silly answer!If they guy driving recklessly past me absolutely HAD to get to the red light ahead of me, why didn't he leave his house five seconds earlier?
because he was still eating his breakfast and what's it to you anyway?why am I being so rude to Thomas?
Because you blame him to be in car in front of your car, and not turning on green arrow right awaywhat a difference in reasons for women and men for overspeeding?
Men are competitive, so they speed to beat everyone else. Women like to build community, so they are speeding to catch up with the group of cars in front of them.Why can't I find my keys?
You're mind is getting old. Go to a fortune teller and ask her/him to renew your mind.Why are all of you people obsessed with goodreads?
Why do you say "you people" when you're one of us?
To make bread pudding. It's such a nice comfort food.Why does love make fools of us all?
too many poisonous gases in the chemical equation.if you are locked in a room with no door how would you get out?
I would chew a hole through myself.Is visiting a Heavy Petting Zoo wrong?
Yes. It is the 22nd Suggestion in The Compendium of Advisable Behaviors.Do stars speak to you?
Only the ones in Hollywood.
How many rats does it take to fix a light bulb?
How many rats does it take to fix a light bulb?
None, they prefer to be in the dark.How to tell the sex of a fly?
you have to look verrrrry closely why did people in the medieval times like to watch people having their hands, heads, legs etc. cut off?
they did not have other Reality shows to watch on TVwhy giraffe doesn't sing?
he doesn't know the wordswhy bananas are yellow
To hide how white they are on the inside.Why do we add prefixes to words that already have a prefix to begin with?
So that not all the short words are lonely.Why does snoopy always sleep on his dog house?
Because he's a dog.Do gooseberries honk?
SometimesWhere did all the different languages originate from ?
our mouthswhy DID the chicken cross the road?
Because the pedestrian crossing said "walk"Why isn't cheesecloth made of cheese?
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why isn't the world flat?