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nope the other side of up is around.what does it mean when your IQ is higher then your weight?
You must be really skinny.What happens when a cobra bites its tongue?
It does a cartwheelwhat happens when i laugh?
you tinkle (im sorry thats the first thing that came into my mind i thought it was funny,so i wrote it if i overdid it im sorry!!!!!!!)what happens when i laugh? (fair game lol)
you snort.Why do peoole jusify their mistakes?
(lol, Soad)Because they like to think about the promises at the end.
Why do people want to be famous?
they don't realize the price they have to pay.Why do people always want their opinon heard?
b/c we're human.whys it so hard to listen?
cause we matter the most.Why do we say it takes one to know one?
cause its so true!!!!!!are elephants fat or r we just too skinny?
Fat or skinny is a matter of perspective. To a whale, an elephant is skinny, to a rattlesnake, humans are fat.Who's on first?
Not me.Is it easier to tell the truth for good reasons?
yes, u look stupid sometimes but it feels better!if u were an animal what would u be?
I would be an animal. Why is soft not hard?
because it doesn't have letters h a r dwhy someone is early bird and someone is owl?
Cause owls are cooler!Why do people say "not everything is black and white?"
Because not everything is not just black and white! (they probably say it to color blind persons)why if mouse has a company they are not MOUSES?
they become mice!!!whats the worst that can happen? lol
you wake up to find all your memory is lost.What is the other side of down?
BANANAS UP! Down will never see the other side of up.Why do we need to always look on the bright side of life?
Cause the bad things overwhelm you.Why do they almost report the bad news first?
pain first,happy later, its like a band-aid rip it off real quick then your just too numb to care!who has annoying siblings?and would like to get rid of them?
No they are okay to me, we get along haha.Why are the most overrated songs played on the radio?
Because everyone dances to them.Why are we playing this game?
Because we want to look smart answering stupid questionsWhy I don't want to sleep half night, but want to sleep at work during day?
to get rid of the stress.is it really monkey see, monkey do?
no its dumba** see dumba*** do lolis the sky bluer today or is it just me?
HAHAHAHno, its just you.
do you do things canse you want too or forced too?
ha ha ha ha u have no idea how true that is lol forced to all i want to do is eat sleep read and sleep some more :))
if two wrong turns dont make a right? what the hell does?
When you turn, the cow says moo...Do two odds really add together to get a even?
Yes, works all the time.Do you REALLY need to think before you speak?
Of course not, otherwise we would never get into trouble!Why did my cat sit on a mat?
He was bored.Why do we usually find most overrated books horrible?
b/c they are such attention seekers.have u ever seen a fat vampire before?
No, they're all skinny because they drink Blood Lite!Why do zombies like to eat brains?
because if they eat livers or other organs, they will be cannibals now!why do I keep wanting to try urinating inside the subway?
b/c ur strange and socially challenged lol j/k(stop carrying a drink with u when u get on)
should privacy be earned or given?
GivenShould songs with religious references be sung in public schools?
it didnt affect me when i was growing up so yeah why not if we start censoring things they'll ban christmas trees next then thanksgiving then who knows what.what is better then getting ur hair done?
getting nails done...Why shampoo has a POO at the end?
Cause someone uses it to wash.Why do we make promises we can't keep?
Cause promises are fragile and break easilyWhy do we color eggs for Easter?
to get rid of the white.Why do we have trouble making friends?
Cause friends cannot be 'made'. God 'made' people, people turn people into friends.
Is this Haiku? (just read a few)
Bread
You are so sweet
Could nibble on you all day.
Is this Haiku? (just read a few)
Bread
You are so sweet
Could nibble on you all day.
I have no idea what that is:PShould you always keep your friends close and your enemies closer?
Nio, u should kill ur enemies. Like my motherHow are youz?
It's OK now!(exposure, flood, shooting.... everyone are dead - " Everything is OK! It's OK, it's OK" - regular words for grieving relatives in American movies,,,
why always slow reaction person is first in line on left green light signal?
They are not in a hurry.Should you pretend to be someone to get what you want?
we should all pretend to be someone, it's better than pretending to be no one!How can water be "soft" or "hard"
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Is the other side of up is down?