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message 1: by Becky (new)

Becky (beckyofthe19and9) A: Marshmallows.

Q: Why do books have printing on both sides of the page?


message 2: by Brent (new)

Brent | 19 comments A:Price of ink has gone down while the price of paper has sky rocketed.

Q:Why do ,,,,, I got nothin, sorry.


message 3: by Atishay (new)

Atishay | 1451 comments Nice game Tweety! I'll have a try.

A : You got sorry Brent, that's something. Its not nothing and nothing can take away that, otherwise you'll be left with nothing.
(was that stupid enough?)

Q : Why do birds fly?


message 4: by Atishay (new)

Atishay | 1451 comments A: Gosh, I knew it would come up... I tried to count once but the duck went swimming :( ... not my fault!

Q: Why is the giraffe so tall?


message 5: by Kandice (new)

Kandice He likes to enjoy the taste of his food for as long as possible.

Why do baby boys pee when you change them?


message 6: by Becky (new)

Becky (beckyofthe19and9) Ice cream.

Why do movies have music in them?


message 7: by Leanne (new)

Leanne (Leanne1986) | 500 comments To drown out the noise of screaming toddlers that their parents INSIST on bringing into the cinema with them!

What happened to the Dinosaurs?


message 8: by Cynthia (new)

Cynthia (pandoraphoebesmom) | 1826 comments The aliens came with their shrink rays and turned them into lizards.

Why do they make pickle flavored potato chips?


message 9: by Lori, Super Mod (new)

Lori (tnbbc) | 10022 comments Mod
so you can eat them on your sanwiches.

Why is the sky blue and the grass green?


message 10: by Kandice (new)

Kandice If the sky was pink, we'd think we were tipsy!

Why do slugs gravitate toward walking paths, as if they have a death wish?


message 11: by Beth (new)

Beth | 342 comments A: Magic. And super stellar technology. Neener-neener-neener!

Q: How much wood can a wood chuck chuck?


message 12: by Becky (new)

Becky (beckyofthe19and9) 4.3987577677 cubic cm/hr.

Why is cold cold?


message 13: by Leanne (new)

Leanne (Leanne1986) | 500 comments Because hot is hot

What has Monty Python taught you?


message 14: by Becky (new)

Becky (beckyofthe19and9) That horses wear half-coconut shells on their feet to make the clopping noise when they run.

Who does Snoopy sleep on top of his dog-house?


Jamie (The Perpetual Page-Turner) (perpetualpageturner) | 636 comments because it is a torture device used by RA's to make you miserable.


Why do deer always jump out in front of cars??


message 16: by Kandice (new)

Kandice Because if they said maaaaa their mother's would get nothing done!

Why do men leave open cabinet doors in their wake?


message 17: by Hayes (new)

Hayes (hayes13) Because they never know if they should dress warm or cool...

If your nose runs, do you have to run after it?


message 18: by Andrew (new)

Andrew (sir_reads_a_lot) | 509 comments Because they can't use trashcans?

Why is texting so addicting?


message 19: by Maria (new)

Maria (minks05) | 481 comments because it's easier than talking.


why isn't it spring yet?


message 20: by Becky (new)

Becky (beckyofthe19and9) Because the fairies are in hibernation.

Why does the movie Bridewars exist?


message 21: by Leanne (new)

Leanne (Leanne1986) | 500 comments To give women tips!

What do stuffed toys do when humans are sleeping?


message 22: by Stella (last edited Jan 19, 2009 03:17AM) (new)

Stella (stella_exlibris) | 458 comments They have their own pajama parties!

Why does the sun shine?

(ps. hilarious game, thanks! :-D)


message 23: by Atishay (new)

Atishay | 1451 comments It has a free lifetime supply of detergents and soaps

How do you read a book?


message 24: by Kellie (new)

Kellie (acountkel) | 992 comments By standing on your head.

Why do we have cellphones?


message 25: by Stella (last edited Jan 19, 2009 04:49AM) (new)

Stella (stella_exlibris) | 458 comments to warm your ears in cold weather.

why do you get dressed each morning?


message 26: by Atishay (new)

Atishay | 1451 comments To have a place where we can keep spare cells

How does a dog bark?


message 27: by Becky (new)

Becky (beckyofthe19and9) Loudly.

Why did Fiona create this game? ;)


message 28: by Jean (new)

Jean Liota (gardenlady56) | 28 comments Stella wrote: "why do you get dressed each morning?"

Cause I'm too tired to get dressed at night.

Why do fools fall in love?




message 29: by Stella (new)

Stella (stella_exlibris) | 458 comments "Why do fools fall in love?"

Because they don't see the precipice in time.

Why do we need friends?


message 30: by Leanne (new)

Leanne (Leanne1986) | 500 comments Because they want to make someone else as miserable as they are.

What's a good cure for the flu?


message 31: by Stella (new)

Stella (stella_exlibris) | 458 comments missing school/work, staying home, watching TV shows all day long and eating tons of ice cream :-)

Why don't we live forever?


Allison (The Allure of Books) (inconceivably) because our feet start permanently smelling funny by the age of 79.

Why doesn't cheese grow on trees?


Jamie (The Perpetual Page-Turner) (perpetualpageturner) | 636 comments trees are vehemently opposed to cheese. in another life they were enemies.

Why are the letters on the keyboard arranged the way the are?


Allison (The Allure of Books) (inconceivably) it is the only possible combination of keys that does not form a profane word.

who invented colors?


message 35: by Andrew (new)

Andrew (sir_reads_a_lot) | 509 comments A: Your Mom

Q:Why people drink coffee black?


message 36: by rebecca j (last edited Jan 19, 2009 11:14AM) (new)

rebecca j (technophobe) | 6029 comments Because it doesn't come in blue.

Why do elephants always remember?


message 37: by Leanne (new)

Leanne (Leanne1986) | 500 comments So that they don't get caught out when they lie to their wives!

Why do many men look so good in drag?


Allison (The Allure of Books) (inconceivably) spandex.

Why are so many people allergic to grass?


message 39: by rebecca j (new)

rebecca j (technophobe) | 6029 comments Because lettuce is shy.

Why doyou need two pairs of shoes?


message 40: by Andrew (new)

Andrew (sir_reads_a_lot) | 509 comments A: Because you have 4 feet.

Q: Why do phonebooks have yellow pages?


message 41: by Catamorandi (new)

Catamorandi (wwwgoodreadscomprofilerandi) | 1045 comments Because they ran out of blue ones.

Why do frogs croak?


message 42: by Jen B (new)

Jen B (jennybee618) They actually speak English, but it sounds like croaking if you don't speak frog.

Why does everyone raid the bread and milk aisles at the grocery store when there's a threat of snow?



Allison (The Allure of Books) (inconceivably) because the channel ABC stands for "Annoying & Bothersome Commercials."

Why do they call it riding the pink elephant?


message 44: by Kandice (new)

Kandice Fiona wrote: "Because idiots are in control of the air waves.

Why can't we shoot people through cannons any more?"



We've all gotten bigger over the generations!

Why do new (beautiful) shoes hurt?!!!



message 45: by Kellie (new)

Kellie (acountkel) | 992 comments Because you couldn't read them if they were black.

Why do birds sing?


message 46: by Apokripos (new)

Apokripos (apokalypse) A:Because they got nothing else to do except flying.

Q:Why do some bunch of weirdos, such as members of this group, keep on asking and answering the same bunch of stupid questions?


message 47: by Kandice (new)

Kandice BECAUSE THEY CAN!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why does your bellybutton collect lint?


message 48: by Jackie (new)

Jackie (thenightowl) Because where else would we collect lint?


Why are some people so uptight??


message 49: by Becky (new)

Becky (beckyofthe19and9) It's been widely proven that the belly-button is the safest place for valuable lint collections. You wouldn't want to put it in your pocket, where you could drop it at any time!

Why is Silent Bob silent?


message 50: by Kandice (new)

Kandice Becky wrote: "It's been widely proven that the belly-button is the safest place for valuable lint collections. You wouldn't want to put it in your pocket, where you could drop it at any time!

Why is Silent Bob ..."


Because that other guy doesn't let him get a word in edge wise!

What about toejam? ;)




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