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“HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE. That said, this is the cutest widdle toy I have ever seen. And it isn't even my birthday! I'm touched, guys, really.”
Sarah Pi wrote: "Here's one for somebody to caption:
Mo-ooom, I'm in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike! What do you want?
Sarah Pi wrote: "Hee. Thanks, Jammies! (And why does he have what seems to be a shovel next to his desk?)"That's how he got his room so clean!
I think he just can't be bothered to take it to the garage. It's probably been there since he bought it.
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