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Granted but then you stay awake for 3 days.I wish that I didn't have leg cramps at night.
Granted but you'd wake up on the floor with a stiff neck. I wish I was athletic when I was younger.
Granted but your knees are creaky now.I wish that my good friend was not constantly buying things she doesn't need from Home Shopping Network.
Granted but now she has a serious gambling problem.I wish that I could get a scholarship to attend the best film school in the world.
Granted but the school is located in Tibet.I wish that I didn't get so ticked off at people who always corrected you even though you are correct.
Granted but you'd be in catatonic state in a psychiatric hospital. I wish lesser people were just after profit.
Granted, but then everyone would lose their jobs.I wish people would quit being so horrific and ugly over politics right now.
Granted but now they are horrific and ugly over everything else except politicsI wish I could spend the day hanging out with Kamala Harris.
Granted but supporters of her opponent are hunting you down.I wish losing politicians would show grace.
Granted but now birds poop on you every time you leave the house.I wish Biden will be President again in 2024 and then after his term is up that Kamala Harris runs for President and wins.
Granted but political analysts will be knocking on your door 24/7. I wish life was fair.
Granted but now every single person on the planet is wheel chair bound.I wish I had a twin sister and that we lived together.
Granted, but both of you will be too busy to see or spend time with each otherI wish I could sing well.
Granted but you strain your voice before your Broadway debut and can't sing a note.I wish someone would wash my windows.
Granted, but your window washer will loose both of his arms before they can wash your windows.I wish i had longer hair
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I wish I had new sheets for my bed.
granted, but they will be so dirty that the pigs took themi wish i had my own room
Granted but it is a tiny space in a dusty attic.I wish that I would not keep putting off getting my car detailed.
granted, but a t -rex stomped on iti wish i had a horse
Granted but it kicks you in the stomach.I wish I that I could meet Kamala Harris.
granted but you are mute when you meet heri wish i had a indoor swimming pool
Granted but your home always smell like onions.I wish I had a walk in closet.
Granted but you don't have enough clothes to fill it.I wish I didn't have dry eye syndrome.
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I wish the walkway near my apartment wasn't all cracked up.
Granted but it would be so smooth you need a walker and special shoes to navigate it.I wish the tree branches outside my window wouldn't break during the typhoon.
Granted but the trunk breaks and falls through your house.I wish high winds wouldn't blow the shingles off my roof.
Granted but it blows your vehicle 2 miles away.I wish on Thanksgiving Day they would air all day on a channel classic Thanksgiving cartoons.
Granted but your television blows up at noon.I wish people would not trespass on property that says "no trespassing".
Granted but now your neighbors are completely biased and constantly harass you.I wish I had a new car.
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I wish I had stock in Pfizer pharmaceuticals.
Granted but there would be lots of negative headlines about Pfizer and your stock devalues and you cannot sell.I wish homes destroyed by floods are rebuilt overnight.
Granted but now there are no more trees.I wish that it would never rain at night.
Granted but then it would rain every day for years.I wish our secondary roads were not full of potholes and landslides.
Granted but a huge black hole appears in your back yard.I wish people would go online and make up nasty reviews about a business as revenge for not getting their way.
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I wish I was a good tennis player.
Granted but you can't keep your balance when you're not in motion. I wish I was a good dancer.
Granted but now you have the most ugliest toes ever!LOL. I realized I typed my previous wish wrong so redoing it.
I wish that people would not go online and write nasty reviews about a business as revenge simply because they did not get their way. :)
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I wish there was an Indian restaurant near my house.
Granted but your house would be filled with overwhelming aroma of cumin, fenugreek, etc. all day and all night. I wish 2020 was over.
Granted but every world issue happening in 2020 will continue in 2021.I wish I had my own personal car wash in the back of my yard.
Granted but the car shampoo would seep into your grass and kill it.I wish that I could see the Northern Lights.
Granted but now you are deaf.I wish I had a spare room to use just to stock up on items.
Granted but now you're bald. I wish I had a new smart TV.
Granted but it secretly records you when you sleep at night and airs on a special station you are unaware of.I wish after this pandemic ends that we won't ever have to deal with another pandemic again.
Granted but inflation will be so high we can barely afford to buy food. I wish supermarkets would sell all perishables at half the price 2 hours before they close.
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I wish I had a big bag of chewies for my dog.
Granted but the dog would break open the package, eat all the chewies and vomit on the rug.I wish my sister lived closer to me.
Granted but she tells you never to come over.I wish I had a very large bed that was super soft.
Granted but you wouldn't be able to get up to do anything, your bed becomes your world. I wish I was a NatGeo photojournalist.
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I wish I wasn't so sleepy right now.