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Grant a Wish, Drop a Curse
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Cassie 'The Thinker Go Go Go Go' Mis. Roben Goodfellow'\Isabelle Lightwood
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Granted. But the house is decorated in a Halloween theme. I wish that one of my favorite book charters would knock on the door.
Granted but they knock so hard your door falls apart.I wish every disease had a cure or medication that kept a person from dying.
Granted but the cure is eating a human alive...I wish that humans can eat stones to survive.
Granted but your weight increases by 300 pounds.I wish that Putin would suddenly desire a democracy.
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I wish I had some fresh salad fixings.
Granted but you find they are full of slugs.I wish there was not so much "fake news".
Granted but televisions and radios are banned everywhere except in China.I wish I had a personal butler in which I can summons by simply ringing a bell.
Granted, but he's deaf. I wish my cats would stop hiding all their toys under the furniture.
Granted but then they would hide their toys in your underwear drawer.I wish my late husband would send me a message.
Granted but the message is that he is coming to kill you.I wish I was a great chef.
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I wish I would get my top choices from Netflix.
Granted but they only allow choices of porn films.I wish computers didn't get hacked.
Granted but your car gets vandalized every month.I wish there was an over the counter pill you could buy to prevent getting the coronavirus.
Granted but the pill is always unavailable when it's your turn to buy. I wish I had a bath stall for the dog.
Granted but when your dog saw it he ran away.I wish my house insurance was cheaper.
Granted but everything else in the world is expensive.I wish I had all of my Christmas shopping done by now.
Granted but Christmas gift giving is cancelled due to COVIDI wish that people would not put graffiti on the sides of buildings.
Granted but now they put it on your vehicles.I wish I had natural curly hair.
Granted but you get a bad case of dandruffI wish that males wouldn't wear pants hanging below their underwear.
Granted but now the teens have started a new trend in which they do not wear deodorant and think being musty is cool.I wish a famous film producer would pay me to use some of my poems in an upcoming movie which leads to my books becoming bestsellers.
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I wish I had a vacation house on the beach.
Granted but it is blown away by a hurricane a month after you buy it.I wish that trees were not blowing over at my house when the wind gets strong.
Granted but the next wind that blows causes your roof to collapse.I wish my home was large enough and i had enough parking space to invite my family over for Christmas dinner.
Granted but your family members would fight over gifts and argue about almost anything. I wish I wouldn't gain weight even when I don't exercise.
Granted but then you would have to only eat lettuce for a month.I wish that this election would be over.
Granted but you will not be happy with the results and it will lead to a deadly riot that will last for the next four years.I wish I had enough space to have a personal office and so I can start my own business from home.
Granted but then the President stumbles and falls on the red button which sets off nuclear missiles.I wish that mosquitoes would become extinct.
Granted but now there is an increase in rats who seem to be taking over the world.I wish I had a plate of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies and a tall glass of milk.
Granted but you have diabetes and are lactose intolerable.I would like to be able to ice dance
Granted but now you are homeless.I wish my best friend and I could schedule a time to chat every day since we can't see each other due to the pandemic.
Granted but your best friend has dropped you for another friend.I wish my driveway wasn't starting to crumble.
Granted but now a huge hole is forming on your roof.I wish it would rain enough for all the wildfires to be put out and lives saved.
I just can't put a curse on you comment, Kimberly.
Granted but there will be floods and landslides in other areas. I wish there were no natural calamities for the rest of 2020.
Granted but it will happen the first week of January for the next 4 years.I wish adoption agencies weren't so expensive.
Granted but you find that they are using stolen children.I wish that all hackers would be jailed.
Granted but they are allowed computer use while in jail and so still hack computers.I wish I could take off an entire week and not have a load of work waiting for me when I return.
Granted but wouldn't have a job waiting when you return. I wish I could take naps whenever I want.
Granted but you would miss someone at your door telling you that you had won the Publisher's Central sweepstakes.I wish that I had more bookshelves.
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I wish I had some new reading glasses.
Granted but you break them the first day that you have them.I wish the deer wouldn't eat my flowers.
Granted but now birds constantly poop on your car.I wish I had a warm doughnut and hot cup of chocolate right now.
Granted but you gain 5 pounds after having that snack.I wish that cabbage didn't give me flatulence.
Granted but at midnight you lose your voice for 5 minutes.I wish it wouldn't snow this winter and actually be really warm.
Granted but it will snow and be cold this coming summer.I wish that Russia would become an ally.
Granted but you then get kidnapped by aliens.I wish my feet wasn't cold.
Granted but your hands get really cold.I wish I could wear contact lens.
Granted but now all the animals are at war with each other.I wish I had someone to go out and grocery shop for me so I never have to do it.
Granted but they will keep the groceries for themselves and you never see them again.I wish that people would quit getting addicted to drugs.
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I wish I had a private vacation home that on a beach away from other neighbors that I could go to and stay while this pandemic continues.