Grant a Wish, Drop a Curse Showing 1,501-1,550 of 2,927

[Kimberly]

Granted but the snow is so much that it causes your roof to cave in directly above your Christmas tree and destroys all of your gifts before they can be opened.

I wish I would wake up on Christmas morning and find that my biggest gift is that every family member and friend has purchased a copy of one of my books online causing my sales rank to reach almost #1.

[miscellaneous]

Ha! I don't have a Christmas tree so :)~

Granted, but all that snow you dumped on me also landed on all of your family and friend's ebooks and short-circuited them.

I wish all of your family and friend's ebooks dried out and your sales rank reached #1.

*Note: This is a one-time-only wish because it's Christmas. :)

[Kimberly]

Granted but your wish for me continues to happen every Christmas and I get famous and even though you made the wish you find yourself getting filled with jealousy.


I wish there was a law that prevented all dog owners from allowing their dogs to roam freely regardless of the area they live in.

[miscellaneous]

Geez. Tough crowd.

Granted, but they all escaped and ended up in your backyard and you spend the rest of the year with your new pooper-scooper.

I wish I had someone to play Rockem Sockem Robots with me.

[Barbara]

Granted but your opponent will win every time

I wish there were no potholes on the roads I drive.

[Joyce]

Granted, but all the roads you take will be detours.

I wish it wouldn't rain tonight so I can go watch New Years Eve Fireworks.

[Kimberly]

Granted but you get hit by one of the fireworks and lose and eye.

I wish I would sell enough books this year to make a living as a writer and never have to do a 9-5 job ever again unless I wanted to.

[Barbara]

Granted but you'd be arrested for a major felony and go to prison for 20 years.

I wish the ground outside wasn't so soggy from the rain.

[Kimberly]

Granted but now your floors are starting to sink in.

I wish computer hackers didn't exist.

[Barbara]

Granted but computer thieves would steal all your electronics

I wish I had a platter of vegetables and ranch dip.

[Joyce]

Granted, but the vegetables are lima beans, peas, and sliced onions.

I wish I could fast forward to Spring time..

[Kimberly]

Granted but you become homeless and have to live in a park.

I wish my car would never get dirty or break down.

[miscellaneous]

Granted, but you can't find your car keys.

I wish for more wishes to be saved for a later date when I really need a wish.

[Kimberly]

Granted but now for every wish you make a year is taken off your life.

I wish I had a maid who I could trust to clean my home and not ever steal or destroy my home.

[miscellaneous]

*Worth it! I'm planning on living to 120, so 110 is not so bad.*

Granted, but you have to pay your maid 1 milllllion dollars.

I wish I had a cook.

[Barbara]

Granted but the cook puts too much salt in everything, making the food inedible.

I wish I had a vase full of fresh flowers.

[Kimberly]

Granted but you discover you are allergic to the flowers and in up in hives and sneezing.

I wish I had books to read this week.

[miscellaneous]

Granted, but they're overdue at the library and now you owe a huge fine and have to apologize to the Book Nazi.

I wish I had a cook! Honestly, how many times does one have to wish for culinary cuisine?

[Kimberly]

Granted but every time you eat the food, you get a bad case of diarrhea.

I wish I could have an adult slumber party with my cousins like we use to do when kids.

[Barbara]

Granted but someone will get drunk and ruin the party.

I wish I could always get my favorite treadmill at the gym.

[Allerglance]

Granted but it will be reeking with sweat always as you arrive

I wish I could stay up more late at night

[Kimberly]

Granted but you fall asleep while driving and get your license suspended for a year.

I wish rain didn't leave behind so much mud.

[Gerrie]

Granted but your house is flooded

I wish that I had the stamina to walk all day

[Allerglance]

Granted but you'll be followed by a pack of rabid bunnies everywhere you go

I wish I could grow a garden

[miscellaneous]

Granted, but a pack of rabid bunnies will infiltrate your garden and eat all of your vegetables.

I wish I didn't have to eat vegetables.

[Ted]

granted, but a hard, dry, scratchy, well-formed segment of poop will exacerbate your hemorrhoids.

i wish my keyboard would type 250 cpm faster than my fingers

[miscellaneous]

Granted, but due to a spike in static electricity, you've lost the ability to use capital letters. Oh wait...

I wish I didn't have to go to bed, but I do. Later alligator!

[Barbara]

Granted but you'll fall asleep while eating and plant your face in your food.

I wish a window washer would come clean my windows.

[Allerglance]

Granted but they would be annoyingly loud as they wipe off the soap and water

I wish I had a pet chicken

[Gerrie]

Granted, but it would peck your fingers whenever you tried to get near it

I wish I never had to wash any dishes

[Allerglance]

Granted but all your dishes are now paper and have to replace them every week

I wish to have a pencil

[Gerrie]

Granted, but pencil tip keeps breaking every time you try to write

I wish that winter was only one month long

[Allerglance]

Granted but everyone will be celebrate Christmas 4 months early and will continue to do until the end of the month of winter.

I wish I could read tarot cards

[Ted]

granted, but you will develop a myopic third eye on your occiput & not be able to read without prescription lens

i wish i had a genius IQ level

[Allerglance]

Granted but you will have periodic headaches of varying strength

I wish I could play more board games

[Gerrie]

Granted, but you will always lose

I wish I didn't have to pay taxes

[Ted]

granted, but you become a shopaholic

i wish i drove a McLaren 650S

[miscellaneous]

Granted, but it's in the shop and all you can get is a Pinto rental. (don't back up)

I wish I was in Hawaii.

[Ted]

granted, but it's raining every day & you're stuck indoors with male hula dancers in grass skirts

i wish i could hula dance

[miscellaneous]

(And you think that's a bad thing? Ha!)

Granted, but you tripped when your grass skirt fell down and your coconut bra flipped up and knocked you out cold.

I wish I could fast-forward through Spring and Summer and have it be Fall again.

[Ted]

i was being kind ;p

granted, but your warp speed gives you whiplash & makes you cross-eyed you overshoot your target

i wish it's cooler & less humid in summer

[miscellaneous]

Granted.

But the bugs are the size of Godzilla.

I wish my emos weren't so big!

[Ted]

tnx :p

granted, but shrunk to the size of sub-atomic particles you'll need an electron microscope with loupe magnifier to see them

i wish i had x-ray vision

[Allerglance]

Granted but your eyes turn black and you have Ostiophobia

I wish I could have more pins

[miscellaneous]

Granted, but you end up sitting on them and they really hurt.

I wish I was more tech-savvy so I knew what pins really are.

[Allerglance]

The Evil Queen of Mischief wrote: "Granted, but you end up sitting on them and they really hurt.

I wish I was more tech-savvy so I knew what pins really are."

Granted, but now you realize that I just meant button pins

I wish I had a time machine

[miscellaneous]

Granted, but we need to use it to go back in time so you can explain what button pins are.

I wish I could sew. Not really. I wish I didn't want to know what button pins are for.

[Allerglance]

Granted, but now you'll have the curiosity to always know about it and eventually create a loop of you forgetting and remembering it.

I wish we could just see food dinosaurs and forget about the pins.

[miscellaneous]

Granted.



What pins?

[Allerglance]

The Evil Queen of Mischief wrote: "Granted.



What pins?"

SO CUTE

Pins? Hmmm, I think it's... wish?