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Granted, but you're doomed to spend the night watching reruns of The Brady Bunch, and for the rest of the week, the theme song will be stuck in your head.I wish my cats would get along.
Granted, but they hate you.I wish I could find that one fuzzy sock I lost
lol! Granted, but your dog ate the other one.
I wish somebody would make really comfortable underwear.
Granted, but it's only usable once.I wish I didn't take as many naps as I do.
Granted but people are constantly calling you and stopping by for a visit and you never have any time to yourself or to clean your home and end up becoming a hoarder.I wish I could afford to have a small entourage like stars do so I never would have to worry about my hair, clothes, or transportation because I would have people to handle that for me.
Granted, but your entourage would be all in your business and tweet it out to everyone.I wish I could buy a new car this year.
Granted, but a squirrel likes the material and chews inside the material and severs the seat belt (yes, it has happened)I wish my phone wasn't having issues and could actually make non-local calls.
Granted but now a bug has been placed on it by the FBI and you will get arrested for a conversation you had that sounds as if you have connections with a terrorist group and planning to help them.I wish I had a bigger closet.
Granted, but you now have only three shirts and three pairs of pants.I wish more people would be interested in the literary clubs I'm involved in at school.
Granted, but they're all into ComicCon and wear t-shirts saying... Live Long and Prosper. I wish I could go to ComicCon.
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I wish my library had all the audiobooks I want.
Granted but you have no way of listening to them.I wish uber services were much safer.
Granted but all of the drivers have been warned not to use any roads that are over 40 MPH.I wish my money went as far as it did in the 1990s.
Granted but now you are being audited by the IRS and facing time in jail.I wish it would never start to get dark until 8 p.m.
Granted, but it also doesn't get light until 10:00 am.I wish I wasn't getting a cold.
Granted, but you sneezed on your besty and now SHE has a cold.I wish I had a maid.
Granted, but little by little you begin to notice things of yours are missing.I wish all the tv reality and talent shows would be canceled.
Granted but then the only thing that comes on is news and all they talk about is Trump.I wish tomorrow was Christmas.
Granted, but there's a blizzard that snows you in for a week and you lose power.I wish I had the full extent of all of my favorite series.
Granted, but all of your favorite tv shows are inundated with Trump promos and you can't fast-forward.I wish I had a BLT right now, on lightly toasted Italian bread, with lots and lots of mayo.
Granted but you didn't notice that the bread had mold on it and you become very sick and must be placed in the hospital.I wish I had my own office.
Granted, but all the filling falls out.I wish I didn't have to be doing homework right now.
Granted but because you didn't do your homework you flunk your test tomorrow because the teacher used everything from your homework and made a test.I wish Hurricane Florence and the other two storms behind her would make a U-turn and head back out in the waters and dissolve.
Granted, but first they hit only your house.I wish my dogs wanted to cuddle with me for more than a few minutes.
Granted but while cuddling they all get sick and vomit all over you.I wish I had facetime app so that I could Facetime my friend right now.
Granted, but your phone dies and takes 4x the normal amount of time to charge afterwards.I wish I didn't have such a long day today.
Granted but the next day and for the rest of your life you stay extremely busy.I wish storms would never cause any type of damage to my home.
Granted, but the next dozen storms are going to be called Hurricane Kimberly.I wish I didn't have to go to the dentist on Thursday. And if my curse is that all of my teeth will fall out, I'll take it. As long as it happens before Thursday.
Granted, but you have to go to the dentist every following Thursday for a year.I wish I didn't need to have wisdom teeth surgery.
Granted but now you have to have eye surgery and the doctor makes a mistake and causes your eye to pop out and roll across the room and accidentally get stepped on.I wish I was on vacation right now with friends.
Granted but it rains all week and you are stuck in a Motel 6.I wish there will be no preventable mistakes in the yearbook this year (I'm an editor).
Granted but you are no longer allowed to be the editor next year.I wish bodies never smelled musty.
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I wish I had some new sheets.
Granted, but you get period blood all over them the first night and the smell never comes out.I wish I could read and process better in Spanish.
Granted but then you learn how to speak and read in English.I wish I had a good book to read right now.
Granted, but it's the first in a series of ten books and the next one doesn't come out until 2020.I wish my teeth were less crooked.
Granted, but now your ears stick out.I wish authors didn't leave cliff-hangers, or if they feel the need to leave cliffhangers, I wish somebody would tell me before I buy the first $%&**# book!
Granted, but the endings are always spoiled for you.I wish my teeth weren't in so much pain from my wisdom tooth surgery.
Granted but for some reason every time you sit if feels like someone just poked you in a but with a nail.I wish scientists would find a cure for cancer.
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I wish I had a vase full of fresh flowers.
Granted but the flowers die within 2 minutes.I wish I had a larger size bed.
Granted, but now there's nowhere else in your room for anything else, ever.I wish my mouth would hear quicker from the dental surgery.
Granted but now you have a terrible pain in your back.I wish I had a box of doughnuts from Krispy Kreme right now.
Granted, but you realize you have a new allergy to sugar.I wish I wasn't in so much pain in general.
Granted but now you are slowly losing your vision.I wish it would never rain or storm when I am leaving work.
Granted, but it always rains or storms when you're leaving the house.I wish there was something good on TV.
Granted but soon as it comes on your television screen goes black the entire time it's on.I wish I had a publicist.
Granted, but you also have paparazzi who follow you everywhere.I wish dinner was ready.
Granted but you suddenly hear a tornado coming and have to take cover.I wish I had a larger bedroom.
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