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Grant a Wish, Drop a Curse
Granted, but there was a mix up at ticket sales, so now you're meeting Mel Brooks.I wish I knew then what I know now.
Granted, but you wouldn't know anything else you know now.I wish I lived somewhere with a Mediterranean climate.
Granted but you become sick and permanently bedridden which causes you to never be able to enjoy the weather.I wish I would never get sick.
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I wish there were hiking trials right near my house.
Granted but the trails also become the homes of snakes.I wish I knew how to play the piano.
Granted, but due to an unfortunate fangirl accident chasing after the Spice Girls, you broke your pinky finger in a revolving door.I wish Chris Hemsworth would call me.
Granted but it's only to tell you that if he ever sees you that you will be sorry.I wish it would never rain on Sunday.
Granted, but only to tell you that you can never see another one of his movies again.I wish I had my own mini-fridge.
Hey! Two curses in a row. sheeshGranted, it never rains on a Sunday, but rains every other day of the week.
Granted, you have your own mini-fridge, but have nowhere to put your gift order from the Beef-of-the-Month Club.
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I wish I had a gift certificate for the Beef-of-the Month Club.
Granted, but something makes you become a vegetarian and you can never use it.I wish good websites didn't get deleted for no reason.
Granted but now your favorite tv networks are being pulled.I wish that it wasn't too late to call someone.
Granted, but your phone is dead and your charger is broken.I wish I had better balance.
Granted, but you tripped over the cat and spilled your hot cocoa all over the rug.I wish I had a cup of hot cocoa with lots and lots of whipped cream.
Granted but you burn your tongue and get whipped cream stuck up your nose.I wish I never have to do taxes.
Granted, but then you get kicked out of the US and have to move to a tiny remote island where the population is you and three parrots that won't shut up.I wish I could see without glasses.
Granted but now you are slowing losing your hearing and sense of taste.I wish I did live on a tropical island like on the show Gilligan Island.
Kimberly wrote: "Granted but now you are slowing losing your hearing and sense of taste.I'm already losing my hearing.
Granted, but you also cannot leave, like on that show.
Granted, but now Celia is also stranded on Gilligan's Island with Kimberly because she forgot to make a wish.I wish I had a pepperoni and double mushroom pizza right now.
Granted, but it makes you sick.I wish I could sing.
Granted but then every time you sing you get a major headache for two day.I wish I had a life time supply of toilet paper so that I would never be without or have to spend money buying toilet paper.
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I wish some bees would come to pollinate my flowers.
Granted, but they'll sting you and you'll realize you're deathly allergic.I wish I had a huge chocolate bar all to myself.
Granted, but after you eat it all, you get a huge zit on your chin.I wish I knew how to download Itunes.
Granted, but you no longer have an Apple phone.I wish I could get on America's Got Talent.
Granted but all 4 judges give you an X.I wish the world could be a peaceful and safe place like Mayberry in the Andy Griffith Show.
Granted, but Aunt Bea would make you clean out the chicken coop, and you'd be betrothed to Barney Fife.I wish I liked fruits and vegetables.
Granted, but you are now allergic to everything else.I wish summer fruits were in season the whole year.
Granted, but you always pick them too soon and they all taste like rocks. I wish I could spend a week at Disneyworld.
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I wish I knew how to bake bread.
Granted, but it always burns.I wish I didn't have this giant painful cold sore.
Granted, but you went out with your friends with spinach stuck in your teeth.I wish I could recommend applying hydrogen peroxide 3 times a day to giant painful cold sores.
Granted, but you get 20 of them at the same time.I wish I was still eating ice cream like I was five minutes ago.
Granted but now you have a terrible tummy ache that keeps you up all night and now for the rest of your life every time you see ice cream it makes you throw up.I wish for a shorter winter this year.
Granted, but winter this year will be taller.I wish I had a new comfy couch.
Granted but it is infested with bugs.I wish I wasn't in pain right now.
Granted but you will be in pain every next week at midnight for 1 hour.I wish I could see a Broadway play and then meet the cast of the play afterwards.
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I wish my washing machine didn't leak.
Granted, but it now doesn't work at all.I wish my desk would clean itself.
Granted, but you put it in the washing machine and it shrunk.I wish the Summer would end!
Granted but the day after Summer ends a great blizzard hits the area that last 6 months.I wish all grocery stores offered home delivery service.
Granted, but you only have a choice of regular Spam, smoked Spam, or BBQ'd Spam.I don't mind doing laundry, but I wish somebody would fold it and put it all away.
Granted but they steal one piece of clothing every time they fold your laundry and also sprinkle itchy powder in your underwear.I wish I was sleepy so I would fall straight to sleep as soon as I got in bed.
Granted, but remember the Evil Queen of Laundry who likes to sprinkle itchy powder on our unmentionables? She also does sheets!I wish I was a better spellerer.
Granted, but you can no longer use spell check, ever.I wish I had a better work strategy.
Granted your house now smells like rotten eggs that will not go away regardless of what you try to do to get rid of the smell and now everyone in your area nickname you "Rotten Egg House Girl."I wish church service would always last 1 hour.
Granted but then you have to clean the house for seven hours no matter what.I wish I wasn't getting sick.
Granted but now you are blind and every time you enter a room someone starts singing 3 Blind Mice song.I wish I had a twin.
Granted, but they're your evil twin.I wish I had a better plan.
Granted but you do not have the tools to put those new plans into action.I wish I knew how to play the piano.
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I wish I could meet Mel B from the Spice Girls.