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Grant a Wish, Drop a Curse
Granted, but it's the future on another planetI wish I could eat whatever I want and never gain weight
granted but your brain begins to shrink.I wish that I know how to effectively write a grant letter.
Granted, but all the foundations are out of moneyI wish I had a personal trainer
Granted but he is extremely tough on you.I wish I had more closet space.
Granted, but the kitchen had to be eliminated to give you that closet space. I wish I could travel to Ireland.
Granted, but heavy rainstorms have caused severe flooding in many parts of the countryI wish I had more leisure time
granted but now you are homeless.I wish gas was free.
Granted, but now your vehicle has broken down. I wish I could afford to keep a horse.
granted but you can't afford gas for your car.I wish Taco Bell delivered.
Granted, but they no longer sell tacos. I wish I lived closer to the local Cheesecake Factory.
Granted but your doctor tells you that you are allergic to cheesecake.I wish my book would become a bestseller.
Granted, but you get sued for plagiarismI wish I was taller
Granted, but you no longer fit in any of your clothes.I wish I was young again.
Granted but you are too young to drive.I wish I could be on the Ellen DeGeneres Show.
Granted, but the day you go on the show Ellen has the flu and they broadcast a rerunI wish I never had to pay any bills
granted but you now have a disease that can't be cured.I wish The Spice Girls would perform at the Super Bowl next year.
Granted, but due to World War III, the Super Bowl is canceled.I wish I had a bigger salary.
granted but then you get fired the next day.I wish I had a pool table.
Granted, but it's six feet highI wish I could go to the Academy Awards
granted but you fall asleep and miss everything.I wish I had a personal driver to take me where ever I wanted and needed to go.
Granted, but he's afraid to drive faster than 10 miles per hourI wish that I could go skiing in the Alps
Granted, but it rains the entire time.I wish that my cell phone bill was only $20 per month.
Granted but it never works.I wish I had big plans for the weekend.
Granted, but a two-day blizzard starts on Friday nightI wish I could speak another language fluently
Granted but then you forget how to speak your native language.I wish I had large soft pillows like the ones in fancy hotels.
Granted, but then you find that cockroaches are nesting in them.I wish I had my own personal robot.
Granted, but it short circuits every time you tell it to do somethingI wish I never get another cold
Granted but you lose 90% of your hearing.I wish I had a personal assistant.
Granted, but then you find out that he/she is embezzling your money. I wish I could be a judge for a dog show.
Granted, but the dogs bite all the judgesI wish I could have a front row seat at the Academy Awards
Granted but you get sick and spend most of the time in the restroom.I wish my book would become a best seller.
Granted, but you get some new friends and learn that they were only doing it for fameI wish I wasn't sick right now
Granted, but everyone you want to be around is too sick to be with you.I wish my arm would heal faster.
Granted but now you have a twisted ankle.I wish I was living in Beverly Hills with a celebrity for a neighbor.
Granted, but now ALL the paparazzi are parked on your front lawn. I wish I was living in Hawaii.
Granted but a volcano erupts destroying your home.I wish today was my birthday and I was having a big party.
Granted, but today is also your last birthday.I wish I was going on a cruise.
Granted but the ship sinks.I wish it would only snow in winter and no other season.
Granted, but all of the other seasons are rainy and humid, which makes your hair frizz. I wish I fit into my skinny jeans.
Granted but they are too short.I wish it wold stay in the 70's all this week.
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I wish I had a new frying pan.
Granted, but it melts when exposed to heatI wish that I could renovate my kitchen
Granted but now you need a new roof but can't afford it.I wish my hair was naturally curly.
Granted, but now it is bright pink.I wish I never had to wear eyeglasses.
Granted but now you are blind in one eye.I wish I had a vacation home I could go to every year.
Granted, but it has mildew in the wallsI wish that I'll never have another problem with my computer
Granted but now you constantly have trouble with your phone.I wish that wishes could actually come true.
Granted, but remember that time you wished for a Prince and got a frog instead?I wish I had a frog.
Granted but it causes you to have terrible nightmares about supersize frogs trying to eat you.I wish I could have a dinner party tomorrow.
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I wish I could see into the future.