Grant a Wish, Drop a Curse Showing 901-950 of 2,927

[Barbara]

Granted but the flu will break out onboard and everyone will get sick.

I wish I won a huge lottery.

[Marie]

Granted, but then you lose the only proof you have that you won it.


I wish I could learn how to ski

[Barbara]

Granted but every time you go the ski lift will break.

I wish I had a new a lamp.

[Rhedyn]

what?

[Rhedyn]

Granted, but every time you open your mouth your teeth will fall out.
I wish I could travel into books

[Rhedyn]

Your fingers are forever glued to it!
I wish I could fly

[Rhedyn]

Hey! That wasn't a curse! (not that I mind)

[Tammy]

Loretta wrote: "Lol!

Granted, but the birds are relentless, so watch out!

I wish I could meet Paul McCartney!"

Granted but it will be in the pouring rain.
I wish I had all my decorations up.

[Barbara]

Granted but a thief will steal all the gifts you bought.

I wish I had a robot housekeeper.

[Daily Daydreamer]

Granted but the robot will start asking for a raise.

I wish I was a character in a book.

[Tammy]

Granted but it will not be in a good book.

I wish health insurance was cheaper.

[Barbara]

Granted but the price of food will go way up.

I wish I had a back porch.

[Becca]

Granted but it will have no doors or steps leading to it.

I wish I had all the books in the world

[Joyce]

Granted, but you will have to pay billions in shipping and handling.

I wish I could have an ice cream cone every day without the calories.

[Barbara]

Granted but it will be spinach flavor ice cream.

I wish all my favorite shows were streaming on Netflix.

[Ramona]

Granted, but Netflix will cost 700$ per month.

I wish I would never get sick again.

[Barbara]

Granted but you'll have to eat only vegetables.

I wish my hair was longer.

[Yvonne]

granted but you'll be to sick to go see them.

I wish my mom would let me burn candles in the house.

[Yvonne]

Granted, but your voice won't work around people.

I wish cut flowers never died.

[Elizabeth]

Granted but I am afraid of elephants.

I wish I could go to London.

[Elizabeth]

Granted, but he will bite you

I wish I could read faster.

[Elizabeth]

Granted but it is playing at a place that is 50 miles away.

I wish I could garden in the Winter.

[Tammy]

Granted, but the rabbits will eat it all.

I wish Insurance wasn't so high

[Barbara]

Granted but it will turn out to be a huge dud.

I wish I had warmer gloves.

[Elizabeth]

Granted, but the cost of fuel is mindboggling

I wish my good friend would come over today.

[Elizabeth]

Granted but I do not have the patience

I wish I could read faster.

[Tammy]

Granted, but the freeze will leave you iced in.

I wish I could get a phone signal inside.

[Elizabeth]

Granted but the signal will be garbled

I wish I could read many more books.

[Barbara]

Granted but they'll be burnt.

I wish my walls were a nicer color.

[Tammy]

Granted but there wont be a parking space.

I wish I didn't have so much to do.

[Barbara]

Granted but you'll get the flu and be confined to bed for a week.

I wish I had a job with the FBI.

[Elizabeth]

Granted but you will never have time to read..

I wish I could give away some of my books.

[Yvonne]

granted but the person who takes is a book burner.

I wish I were more cat like

[Daily Daydreamer]

Granted but you'll eat nothing but fish for the rest of your life.

I wish I had a dragon.

[Daily Daydreamer]

Granted, but your vehicle will break down and you'll have to walk for the entire trip.

I wish I lived in Hogwarts.

[Elizabeth]

Granted but maybe you slip and fall.

I wish this Winter was not so cold!

[Tammy]

Granted but it will be stuffed and you cant breathe.

I wish I felt like exercising.

[Barbara]

Granted but you'll get cramps.

I wish I had a big bouqet of fresh flowers.

[blue]

Granted but they dry out and die

I wish I had a million bucks

[Barbara]

granted but it will turn out to be counterfeit

I wish I had some new pots and pans

[Christine]

Granted but you won't get any lol


I wish I didn't have a medical problem

[Yvonne]

granted but you'll have emotional issues

I wish Skype worked on my phone

[Christine]

Granted it's probably broken

I wish I could swim underwater

[Yvonne]

granted but you won't be able to walk on land.

I wish my cats wouldn't terrorize the pet fish.

[Barbara]

Granted but the fish will become giant mutants and terrorize the cats.

I wish I could get non-stop flights to wherever I wanted to go.

[Christine]

Granted but they're probably all booked


I wish I can play the piano with my feet

[Barbara]

ha ha ha...... Granted but your toes will get terrible cramps

I wish my electric bill was lower.

[Joyce]

Granted, but your phone bill will be doubled.

I wish I had thicker hair.

[Barbara]

Granted but it will take forever to wash and dry.

I wish my nails wouldn't chip.

[Tammy]

Granted but you will loose them.

I wish I would stay thin.