Grant a Wish, Drop a Curse Showing 851-900 of 2,927

[Jenn]

Granted, but it goes so short that it kills your entire lawn.

I wish there was no wait for any audiobook in my library system.

[Barbara]

Granted but your audiobook player will malfunction and spit out loud static.

I wish my flowebox plants would grow better.

[Tammy]

Granted the snakes rest in them.

I wish I could pave my carport.

[Barbara]

Granted but then a sinkhole will swallow your carport and car.

I wish I had a good cup of coffee.

[Tammy]

Granted, the cup will break and spill it all.

I wish I didn't have to worry about my weight.

[Barbara]

Granted but you'll have to worry about expensive house repairs.

I wish my nails were longer.

[Tammy]

Granted but you wont be able to use your hands.

I wish I wasn't so depressed.

[Tanisha]

Granted but you wouldn't be able to smile

I wish I could have snapchat

[Sokooky]

But you could never open it

I wish Lodestar came out tomorrow

[Barbara]

Granted but you'll be stuck in bed, sick with flu.

I wish my phone had more memory.

[Cinderglacier the Universal]

Granted but such memory will only last for three days.

I wish i was a kid again..

[Tammy]

Granted but you will continue to grow younger.

I wish I had new livingroom furniture.

[Barbara]

Granted but it will have termites.

I wish I had a taco.

[Tammy]

granted the cheese is moldy

I wish I had more energy.

[Tammy]

Granted but will not get any sleep.

I wish it would cool down.

[Barbara]

Granted but it will rain hard every day.

I wish I had a vegetable garden.

[Tammy]

Granted it is full of worms.

I wish I didn't need to clean the pool.

[Tammy]

Granted but it is has been frozen by I.R.S.

I wish people wouldn't be rude.

[Barbara]

Granted but they'd be unshowered and smelly.

I wish I had a big flatscreen TV.

[Tammy]

Granted it has a line in the middle of the screen.

I wish the doctor could see me sooner.

[Lumina]

Granted, but he'll be naked when you see him.

I wish I had a richer boyfriend.

[Barbara]

Granted but he'll be very cheap

I wish I had new galoshes.

[Lumina]

Granted but they'll be plaid.

I wish I could eat avacados.

[Tammy]

Granted but you will turn green.

I wish it was vacation time.

[Lumina]

Granted, but it will rain the entire vacation.

I wish I could go back to school.

[Stephanie]

Granted, however you turn into a homebody and never leave home.
I wish I could live in fall weather all year long.

[Lumina]

Granted, but you have to live on the streets.

I wish I had a new T.V.

[Stephanie]

Granted, however you have no power to watch new TV.

[Lumina]

I wish I were less shy.

[Tammy]

Granted but you lost your voice.

I wish I was at the mountains.

[Becca]

Granted, but you will get bitten by many mosquitoes.

I wish I was better at math.

[Barbara]

Granted but you'll have to do it all without a calculator

I wish I had a bunch of new earrings.

[Cosmos]

Granted, but they will all turn your skin green.

I wish my parents weren't so overprotective.

[Barbara]

Granted but they'll make you pay for rent and food.

I wish I had a robot vacuum cleaner.

[Tammy]

Granted but it keeps breaking down.

I wish my clothes stayed pressed.

[Barbara]

Granted but they'll all be itchy polyester.

I wish I had some great new jeans.

[Tammy]

Granted but they wont fit.

I wish I had a new car.

[Barbara]

Granted but it will be a tiny one-seater.

I wish I had some Chinese food.

[Daily Daydreamer]

Granted but it will be filled with bugs.

I wish I could fly.

[Joyce]

Granted, but you will also BE a fly.

I wish I could meet the cast of "Big Bang Theory"

[Daily Daydreamer]

Granted, but then Sheldon Cooper will follow you EVERYWHERE

I wish I had blue eyes

[Barbara]

Granted but you'll need thick coke bottle glasses.

I wish people wouldn't throw trash in the street.

[Daily Daydreamer]

Granted but those people will put their trash inside your house.

I wish pokemon were real.

[Marie]

Granted, but then Pokemon would become famous and have to hide from stalkers.


I wish I owned a Limo.

[Tammy]

Granted, but it needs a rebuilt engine.

I wish this cold would go away.

[Barbara]

Granted but you'll pass it on to your family and friends.

I wish I had tickets to Hamilton.

[Tammy]

Granted but they are fakes.

I wish I had a dishwasher.

[Marie]

Granted but it falls out of the delivery truck on the way to your house and breaks into pieces


I wish I could go to the Super Bowl

[Barbara]

Granted but your favorite team will lose.

I wish my gym was closer to my house.

[Marie]

Granted, but then a semi runs into the building forcing it to close permanently.


I wish I could go on a cruise.