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Two Truths, One Lie.
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Sep 23, 2016 12:23AM
Just a rabbid one. Rabbid rabbit!
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He could only be killed by the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch. I repeat: it took a hand grenade to kill a tiny, yet murderous white rabbit. Hehe!
You got it Garrison. My neighbor's dog was pretty awesome but never appeared on tv. :)
Regarding laughable answers I gave in school…1. The professor asked me, “What is Canada?” and I said, “A place where they play hockey and say, ‘Eh’ a lot.”
2. The teacher asked me what an example of a community was and I said, “Shopping carts.”
3. A class assignment asked what it took to graduate high school and I said, “Charisma.”
Hmm I'm having a hard time to choose between two or three.But I'm going to say three!
But we won't know what the answer is until Garrison is back from vacation! We will all stay in suspense until then!! ;)
Actually, the hotel I'm staying at has a computer, so I'm here to say, BZZT, no, that's not the lie. I really did say that in class once.
It's been a while since anyone has commented here. By the way, the lie was number one. Hehe!Let's start another one and get the lifeblood flowing again!
Regarding embarrassing things I did in public....
1. I blew my nose loudly in a frozen yogurt restaurant.
2. I farted during a funeral.
3. I popped my knuckles during a moment of silence for 9/11.
Bzzt! The big lie is actually number two. I've never really been to a funeral before.
Am I suppose to do the next one now?
This will be book related:1. I own over 2000 physical books
2. The series that first got me into reading was Harry Potter
3. I give away all duplicates books I accidentally buy.
Garrison wrote: "The first one?"Nope. #3. :)
That's quite the collection you've got there. You could start your own library with that many books. :)
Garrison wrote: "That's quite the collection you've got there. You could start your own library with that many books. :)"lol. I'm planning to own a million book before I die. :)
There's no such thing as too many books. :)
This one will be student themed...1) At university, I walked over to a large group of lads that I didn't know and sat at their table and put my legs on one of the student's lap as part of a psychology experiment.
2) I submitted an essay while being over ten thousand feet in the air in an aeroplane flying to Canada as I didn't want to ruin the start to my holiday.
3) I wrote a study skills book for mature students while studying at university :-)
It is number three well done Nate :-) number three is something I wish to do at some point in the future. Lol I think I need to explain myself a little here ha ha. So I was chosen by someone on a psychology degree with three others to test the space of proximity and levels of politeness - basically how far can a stranger invade a persons personal space before saying/objecting to it. The lads were brilliant and I almost cracked two ribs from the effort it took not to burst out laughing as the lad I put my legs on just slid himself off gently without asking me to shift. When the girl gave me a nod to say she had all she needed, I told them what it was and they all laughed in good spirit and even asked me to pose with them to say what I put them through on their facebook page. Truth be told I was expecting a slap lol. The second one I submitted my essay last september as I was afraid of the difference in time zone may make me late for submission. Plus I wanted to enjoy my holiday :-)
I'm glad that you had fun with that experiment, Nora. A laughing class is a happy class. :)
Thanks, it was a lucky guess, process of elimination, mature and students just didn't seem to belong in the same sentence.
It is indeed Garrison :-) lol Nate I'm a mature student...of sorts lol
My sense of humor can be described as…1. Dark
2. Politically Incorrect
3. Deadpan
1) I read the book, "Little Women" when I was 11 years old.2) I have not yet finished reading the whole series, "Harry Potter".
3) The longest book I've ever read is about 1200 pages long.
Ding, ding, ding! CJ got it! The lie is number three! :)As far as Kerry goes, I'm going to guess number one.
Hmm, maybe 3? I really don't know.
While we wait for the answer I will put this one up.Stupidest things I've done:
1. I broke my wrist sliding off a skateboard.
2. I broke my leg trying to jump into a friend's pool from the roof.
3. A great speller though the hardest words for me are sometimes "weird" and "opportunity."
1. Ghost wrote a poem for child's homework2. Have 2 cats
3. Love kitesurfing
Number three is the lie for me. The longest book I've ever read (that I can remember) is about 860 pages long
Kerry wrote: "Number three is the lie for me. The longest book I've ever read (that I can remember) is about 860 pages long"Yes, I got it! Anyone want to try out mine?
For Jan, it seems this number hasn't done me wrong yet so... 3? :)
Welp, nobody tried to guess. The answer was 2.
It's hard to bounce around to Skillet's music with a broken leg, CJ. I'm glad that was the lie. :)As far as Jan's goes, I'm guessing number one is the lie.
While we're waiting for the results to come in, here's one I'd like to continue this thread with.
When I was a small child and adults asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up, my answer was…
1. A jumper
2. A pumpkin
3. An alien warlord
So one person guessed 3 then 2 for Jan (just to note in case she pops back on here).Next I will guess Garrison's.
I would guess for Garrison's 1.Hahaha, at your comment at my answer Garrison. :) Yeah I put down that lie knowing I would never in the present or the future ever attempt something so dangerous. And why I said the thing about my arm and the skateboard I only broke it because a friend of mine was playing in our backyard and he claimed the skateboard was the "Safe Zone" during a game we were playing. So I stood on it, it slid under me and so I fell onto blacktop. Yep, it hurt real bad!
Owie, owie, owie, owie!And no, CJ, the lie is number three (alien warlord). I never actually said it to an adult before, but I imagine that if I did, they would say that "alien warlord" is not a career. Hehe!
I just figured you would say that as a kid with a huge imagination! :)
Garrison wrote: "That makes perfect sense. :)"Yep. :)
I guess I will do the next one.As a kid I:
1. Pretended our beanie babies were fighters battling it out!
2. Made paper mache sports items to play baseball and football
3. Made "videogames" out of paper (index card "controller" too)
Number two is the lie. I can't see you being a sports person for some reason.
Garrison wrote: "Number two is the lie. I can't see you being a sports person for some reason."You were right! And also... yes, you are right! :)
I'm not much of a sports person either, CJ. I watch WWE on television and that's about it. I didn't like playing soccer as a kid due to how many times I was knocked down or hit with the ball. But on another note, I think it's cool and creative that you made your own videogames and Beanie Baby battles. You've got a wild imagination going on there! :)
Thanks Garrison! :)
During my freshman year of high school, I once considered dropping out to become…1. A bounty hunter
2. An ECW wrestler
3. A guitarist in a rock band
