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Sep 25, 2014 02:14PM

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1) a scar on the top of my head after being hit with a beer bottle in an attempted robbery.
2) a scar in my eyebrow and under my eye after some fool threw a beer bottle at me from a car while I was riding my bike.
3) a scar on my hand after a poor attempt at removing the cap caused a beer bottle to shatter in my hand while I was opening it.

Sadly, a slight case of unconsciousness stopped me from getting any useful details and no-one was ever charged. I spent three weeks in the Eye and Ear Hospital with glass fragments behind my eye and way too close to my brain for comfort.
So no, unfortunately this one is quite true and happened back when I was 15.


1) I dated Mackenzie Phillips as a teenager.
2) Linda Ronstadt kissed me.
3) Stevie Ray Vaughan threw up on me.

I was walking home from school playing my Nintendo when two blokes tried to take it. When I didn't give it up freely, one of them hit me on the head with his long neck.. Another trip to hospital. I grew up in a tough neighborhood! The scar is still there and looked pretty ordinary when I used to shave my head.
So that gives away the answer - 3 is the lie, I'm very accomplished at opening bottles of beer :)

As far as Mark's three choices go, I'll take number three.

It's 3.
In the early days SRV played every dump and dive in Houston where I grew up, seen him so wasted people walked out. Later, when he got famous he was amazing.
Skipped high school one day, road my dirt bike into Houston to see the new Galleria Mall, met Mackenzie who was there with her dad working on a comeback tour. She asked me to come back the next day and we hung out.
My cousin was art director for Capital Records, late 60's-70's, my family was visiting LA to see where he worked. We bumped into Linda Ronstadt in the hall, she hugged my cuz, and gave me a peck on the cheek. I was thirteen, she was barefoot.

Great stories, Mark - interesting childhood ;)

My favorite subject in school besides English (major) and theater (minor) was…
1. Sociology
2. Cooking
3. Psychology




Cool.
When I grow up I would like to be....
1. A history teacher
2. Someone who can play guitar
3. A person who works at Disneyland
When I grow up I would like to be....
1. A history teacher
2. Someone who can play guitar
3. A person who works at Disneyland
I want to be a history teacher, so no.
Nope, I don't want to work at Disneyland

Nicky wrote: "Very wise, December, I can imagine that could be the kind of job which might end up like being trapped in the 7th circle of hell! (Although you may have to be fairly brave to teach history as-well!)"
I want to be a teacher and history interests me. I wouldn't be able to teach math, science or English
I want to be a teacher and history interests me. I wouldn't be able to teach math, science or English

Ohh, I don't know who any of those people are
Yea, I don't watch comedians

1. “The blood of the Ultimate Warrior is pumping through my veins!”
2. “Picklebee is coming for your soul!”
3. “I’m going to rip Inspector Gadget’s guts out!”


I've had an obsession (list to their songs over and over for days, not buying posters and stuff.)) with all but one of these....
1. Demi Lavato
2. Chrissy Costanza
3. Ellie Goulding
1. Demi Lavato
2. Chrissy Costanza
3. Ellie Goulding