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I hate how Nick didn't show up for the Moderator Christmas Card photoshoot!
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Seriously, that is a great picture with lots of holiday cheer.
Sarah, you bitch, do you ever take a bad photo? I hate that!
Of course, Lori; I just don't post those ones!
And I believe that's my own thigh that my hand is on, silly.
And I believe that's my own thigh that my hand is on, silly.

That's on Portland's Peacock Lane. Every house is done up. It's the second year that Marie, Steve and I went together. A tradition!
Marie was the photographer. Not bad considering how tipsy she was (even though she kept saying she wasn't). I gotta find the picture she drew of me last night. HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
Marie was the photographer. Not bad considering how tipsy she was (even though she kept saying she wasn't). I gotta find the picture she drew of me last night. HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

I love how Steve's face is proximous to Sarah's boobs. Typical.

He must not be at work this week.


I love how Steve's face is proximous to Sarah's boobs. Typical."
You have no idea.

I am of the understanding that Steve Mort spends a large percentage of his time trying to figure a way to crawl back up into the womb and/or return to nursing at the teat.

I am of the understanding that Steve Mort spends a large percentage of his time trying to figure a way to crawl back up into the womb and/or return to nursing at the teat."
He definitely enjoys the latter 8)
Maybe Nick will be back to work, Monday!

I can just imagine it... mumbles trying to sodomize my boobies, Montambo... I don't know doing something montamboish.
Something Montamboish:
Trying to get you to make polls?
Smoking?
Drinking porter? (not while smoking, anymore, thanks to oregon's new stupid law)
Forgetting to pay her bills?
Saying things she regrets while intoxicated online?
Probably singing, actually.
Trying to get you to make polls?
Smoking?
Drinking porter? (not while smoking, anymore, thanks to oregon's new stupid law)
Forgetting to pay her bills?
Saying things she regrets while intoxicated online?
Probably singing, actually.
I would probably hug you if I met you, though, Nick. And I KNOW Steve would.
"I would poke you both in the eye"
Are you implying that you're such a Christmas badass, we'd both have to hug you on our hands & knees?
Are you implying that you're such a Christmas badass, we'd both have to hug you on our hands & knees?

I can see the scene perfectly....
"Here Nick, let provide with that 'r' you seem to have misplaced"
"Thanks Steve, that 'r' is the best xmas present I've ever received"
"Not a problem Nick! Look at the gleam it adds in the sweet transformation of the word 'you' to the word 'your'"
"It truly is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen Steve"
"Hey Nick, I've got something else you can feast your eyes upon that is sure to fill you with Christmas cheer!"
"Oh? What's that?"
It is at this point that I imagine my eyes twinkling with the kind of Christmas merriment that only the yuletide seasons can provide.
"Here Nick, let provide with that 'r' you seem to have misplaced"
"Thanks Steve, that 'r' is the best xmas present I've ever received"
"Not a problem Nick! Look at the gleam it adds in the sweet transformation of the word 'you' to the word 'your'"
"It truly is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen Steve"
"Hey Nick, I've got something else you can feast your eyes upon that is sure to fill you with Christmas cheer!"
"Oh? What's that?"
It is at this point that I imagine my eyes twinkling with the kind of Christmas merriment that only the yuletide seasons can provide.

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